CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #306

[Billfred]

It's that time again!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=962448&postcount=12):

JaneYoung 126
Taylor 123
GaryVoshol 116
lingomaniac88 113
Ryan Simpson 111
EricH 106
Don Rotolo 102
rsisk 101
rtfgnow 92
kramarczyk 89
Travis Hoffman 81
Karibou 73
Mr. Pockets 63
Al Skierkiewicz 59
Wayne Doenges 57
AndyB 56
BrendanB 42
Akash Rastogi 39
dodar 36
delsaner 34
Chris is me 33
Katie_UPS 33
Barry Bonzack 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
jmanela 18
bobwrit 16
Barngirl425 15
Lee Reid 3136 13
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Vermeulen 10
Steve W 9
DRAKE343 8
The Cyborg 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
cooker52 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
Dan Swando 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
JackG 3
Josh Fox 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
Jared341 2
kstl99 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Mrs.Drake343 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
cziggy343 1
dman14 1
Graham Donaldson 1
Lil' Lavery 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
rcmolloy 1
Schnabel 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/26743

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[ATannahill]

Crickey, This here tube seems to be red with anger.

[bobwrit]

Cody: OMG! I FOUND THIS YEARS GAME PIECE! IT'S AN INNER TUBE

Rest of team: We found that out 4 weeks ago at the kick-off...

[Steve W]

And now the test. Which has more hot air, Cody or the tube? Results to follow shortly.

[rsisk]

Remember that movie back in the 80s, I think it was called The Thing, where a giant red inner tube bursts out of a kid's gut?

Yeah... me neither

[GaryVoshol]

<G09> allows POSSESSION of one game piece. It doesn't say anything about the human player being possessed.

[The Cyborg]

And it looks like Cody was caught red-handed.

[kstl99]

And if this doesn't make you confess, we will have to fetch...The Comfy Chair!

[EricH]

Cody: "Noooo! Not the only programming mentor! Here, I'll throw the tube to him!"
Cameraman: "It's not a lifesaving devi---AAAAAAAHHH!"*snaps picture and runs*
Cody: "SHAAARK!! RUN! RUN!"

[Taylor]

Mr. Kamen! Mr. Kamen! I'm your biggest fan! Will you sign my tube?!?

[jmanela]

Come with me my great Sword and Shield, for the 6 week battle begins on this grim fortnight. (and every night after that for the rest of your life).

[Al Skierkiewicz]

OK, so I found this rainbow colored rock and I said to myself "Gee, a piece of candy would be nice right now. I wish I had a cherry lifesaver and this is what appeared! Good thing I didn't wish for Milky Way!"

[DonRotolo]

Cody clearly misunderstood our comments that his suction cup defense against the tube barrage "didn't suck".


Having a dry spell here...:(

[Vermeulen]

"I've done it, guys, I've struck unobtanium! I'm gonna be richer than my wildest dreams!"

[Lee Reid 3136]

"OH! Idea: we could use these for swimming, too!"

[JaneYoung]

Cody:
Whoa! I'd better hit the rack before that spider gets any bigger or it will really rattle my chains.

[Ryan Simpson]

Don't move...or the tube gets it!

[Wayne Doenges]

Cody's thought bubble: "I just thought of the most perfect game. We start with a 27' X 54' playing field. We than construct a contraption with chains and tubes. We could call it a spider. Next we take these donut shaped things.....mmmm Donuts. I think I will go get some KK's. What am I doing with this round red thing?"

[Karibou]

He put the claw on the inner tube, he hung it way up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LxC3M-Yngs

[delsaner]

I mean, who in the world makes pool tubes the game piece without having water in the game?! HONESTLY.

[Billfred]

Trying this again--don't eat it this time, Safari!

First place goes to:

<G09> allows POSSESSION of one game piece. It doesn't say anything about the human player being possessed.


Second place goes to:

And it looks like Cody was caught red-handed.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) Wayne Doenges
3) bobwrit
4) rsisk
5) EricH
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) Vermeulen
8) delsaner

And the burn award goes to:

And now the test. Which has more hot air, Cody or the tube? Results to follow shortly.


Which means the scores are:

JaneYoung 128
GaryVoshol 126
Taylor 124
lingomaniac88 113
Ryan Simpson 112
EricH 108
rsisk 103
Don Rotolo 103
rtfgnow 93
kramarczyk 89
Travis Hoffman 81
Karibou 74
Mr. Pockets 63
Al Skierkiewicz 61
Wayne Doenges 59
AndyB 56
BrendanB 42
Akash Rastogi 39
delsaner 36
dodar 36
Chris is me 33
Katie_UPS 33
Barry Bonzack 31
NorviewsVeteran 29
Rich Wong 25
rocketperson44 24
jmanela 19
bobwrit 18
Barngirl425 15
Lee Reid 3136 14
The Cyborg 13
MissInformation 13
Daniel_LaFleur 12
Vermeulen 12
Steve W 9
DRAKE343 8
Matt Attallah 7
CHI DONG08 7
cooker52 5
skimoose 5
RMiller 5
J93Wagner 5
KarenH 4
Dan Swando 4
nitneylion452 4
FinleyM 3
Greg Needel 3
JackG 3
Josh Fox 3
kstl99 3
Cynette 3
Kage 3
rulesall2 3
Austin H 2
Boydean 2
Jared341 2
O'Sancheski 2
Rick TYler 2
Tito H. 2
Mrs.Drake343 2
Phoenix Spud 2
andrew348 1
basicxman 1
Chief Pride 1
Cody Carey 1
cziggy343 1
dman14 1
Graham Donaldson 1
Lil' Lavery 1
N7UJJ 1
Q. Sheets 1
rcmolloy 1
Schnabel 1
Spiffizzle 1
Stephen of REX 1
Stormnnormn 1
youngWilliam14 1


Onward!