CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #317

[Billfred]

Here it goes again!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=970652&postcount=22):
Karibou 16
EricH 15
Purple 15
delsaner 11
Ryan Simpson 11
Barry Bonzack 10
Wayne Doenges 8
GaryVoshol 7
Taylor 7
kstl99 6
JaneYoung 6
Katie_UPS 6
rsisk 6
rtfgnow 6
Don Rotolo 5
dodar 5
Spiffizzle 4
DRAKE343 3
Al Skierkiewicz 3
Vermeulen 3
Chief Pride 2
Chris is me 2
James1902 2
Lee Reid 3136 2
skimoose 2
Alex Cormier 2
kenavt 1
kramarczyk 1
Rich Wong 1
Schmoebot 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35694

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[dodar]

It's a Fembot!!!

[rsisk]

I think those manipulator arms illegally extend outside the bumper zone...

wait a minute, where would you put the bumpers...

something is not right here....

[GaryVoshol]

I think they had better use tie-downs.

[Alex Cormier]

"I was told to stand here and hold these up as you paint the outside..."

"Guys... Guys... Guys...? Are you still out there?" *crickets*

[JaneYoung]

The apprentice to the Tooth Fairy took a wrong turn on the way to a pillow and ended up being shipped to Atlanta in the team's crate. The team and the robot have never been the same.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

See, I told you it was too big. I have to stand on blocks to touch the ceiling. And where are the air holes?

[Taylor]

This is where they hold the auditions for the Sprockettes.

[Vermeulen]

Air hole: free
Snacks: 20 dollars
Hiring student lookalike: 10 dollars an hour
Working on the robot after ship date: priceless

[EricH]

"If it fits, it ships."

"Uh, this is FedEx, not USPS."

"Wait, so we can't fill up the crate with students and have them all make it to Atlanta? DRAT! I guess we can't go now, with the way airfare is these days."

[Wayne Doenges]

Kelsey: "How can I think outside the box when they won't let me out of he box?"

[DonRotolo]

Teams beware: THIS is what happens when you don't strap your robot down firmly...

[kstl99]

Yet another example of why you have to be careful with superglue!

[Mr. Pockets]

Me? I'm learning to brace myself to the ceiling. This year's opening ceremony will be a little more exciting

[kjolana1124]

You have no idea how much reading these is making me laugh xD

I suppose I should throw one into the mix:

"How one innocent game of hide and seek ended in one girl's cross country trip to Georgia. Let this be a lesson to us all...always read the labels on boxes..."

[kenavt]

Alright. Now let's see 469 and the Simbots against this!

[ATannahill]

This is not the droid your looking for.

[Ryan Simpson]

It's a good thing they gave her safety glasses. While she may be stuck inside a crate for several weeks without any food or water, at least she won't lose an eye.

[Karibou]

You all have it wrong. This picture is really blown up several times, and shows the inside of 1124's battery shipping box. In reality, she's about 2 inches tall and provides power to the entire robot by running around in circles.

[delsaner]

Kelsey: ":("

Offscreen upperclassmen: "Stop whining, we all had to do it. Its called initiation."

[Billfred]

Judging?! On a Sunday?! I must be losing my mind.

First place goes to:

It's a good thing they gave her safety glasses. While she may be stuck inside a crate for several weeks without any food or water, at least she won't lose an eye.


Second place goes to:

Kelsey: "How can I think outside the box when they won't let me out of he box?"


Honorable mentions go to:

1) Karibou
2) dodar
3) rsisk
4) kenavt
5) kstl99
6) Alex Cormier
7) JaneYoung
8) kjolana1124

And the burn award goes to:

"If it fits, it ships."

"Uh, this is FedEx, not USPS."

"Wait, so we can't fill up the crate with students and have them all make it to Atlanta? DRAT! I guess we can't go now, with the way airfare is these days."

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson 21
EricH 18
Karibou 18
Purple 15
Wayne Doenges 13
delsaner 11
Barry Bonzack 10
kstl99 8
GaryVoshol 8
JaneYoung 8
rsisk 8
Taylor 8
dodar 7
rtfgnow 7
Don Rotolo 6
Katie_UPS 6
Al Skierkiewicz 4
Alex Cormier 4
Spiffizzle 4
Vermeulen 4
DRAKE343 3
kenavt 3
Chief Pride 2
Chris is me 2
James1902 2
kjolana1124 2
Lee Reid 3136 2
skimoose 2
kramarczyk 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Rich Wong 1
Schmoebot 1

Onward!