View Full Version : CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #320
Billfred
23-08-2010, 19:44
It's that time again!
The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=972344&postcount=15):
Ryan Simpson 28
EricH 22
Karibou 19
Don Rotolo 18
Wayne Doenges 16
Purple 15
Taylor 14
Chris is me 12
delsaner 12
GaryVoshol 11
JaneYoung 11
rsisk 11
Barry Bonzack 10
kstl99 9
Al Skierkiewicz 8
rtfgnow 8
dodar 7
Katie_UPS 7
Vermeulen 6
Alex Cormier 6
skimoose 4
kenavt 4
Spiffizzle 4
DRAKE343 3
JackG 3
Chief Pride 2
James1902 2
kjolana1124 2
Lee Reid 3136 2
kramarczyk 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Rich Wong 1
Schmoebot 1
And the picture:
http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34553
As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.
Go!
ATannahill
23-08-2010, 20:02
Donut and a picture. Only thing missing is Dave.
[NAE]Also, I think you didn't give me my two points for the last round.
GaryVoshol
23-08-2010, 20:17
Registration volunteer: "No, I'm sorry. I just got a call from Dave Lavery that he won't be here."
Man in background: "So I didn't have to scarf the Krispy Kremes?"
Oops, quite similar to Alex's answer. I guess good minds think alike.
Ryan Simpson
23-08-2010, 20:59
Registration Volunteer: "Sir, if you haven't filled out the FIRST consent form, then you'll have to go to Line D."
Person Registering: I know that transportation is the theme of "Smart Moves", but did they have to go for authenticity by making registration a simulation of the DMV?
Donut Guy was around long before there ever was a Tourist Guy
http://0.tqn.com/d/urbanlegends/1/7/9/n/missing_lg2.jpg
And I think you forgot my three points for the burn :(
"I don't care that you have a team of two people and everybody else has the maximum of ten. You STILL can't compete as a student if you're over 14! Oh, it's your little brother's robot and he couldn't make it due to a sudden soccer event? Nice try. Rich, you're acting too much like a cop with that donut. Get him out of here and tell him that if he tries to register again, we'll have the competitors build a wall to keep him out, and give them free reign on what defense mechanisms they put on, as long as only LEGOs are used."
Billfred
23-08-2010, 23:48
And I think you forgot my three points for the burn :(
[NAE]Also, I think you didn't give me my two points for the last round.
(obviously not an entry)
Sure enough, this went awry--I think it was an internet connection problem that goofed up Google Docs. I've updated the spreadsheet to fix these two--if you see another error, let me know.
Is this pit administration? Um, this is our first competition, and we were sent over by the team for some things ... um ... it says we need a metric crescent wrench, a wire stretcher, a left-handed screwdriver, some dihydrogen monoxide, magic smoke ... um ... extra ones and zeros, and a 1/2 inch PVC flagholder. I think that's it. Oh, and a flux capacitor. Thanks.
What ISN'T a smart move? Having a KK when Dave doesn't.
Josh Fox
24-08-2010, 15:18
[steve irwin voice]And here we see the the FIRST volunteer in its natural habitat. A strange species, the FIRST volunteer spends long hours doing difficult task for seemingly no reward, and is also known to decorate itself with strange items. Oh no! It appears we've been spotted![/steve irwin voice]
DonRotolo
24-08-2010, 21:50
(Registration lady) Sir, you must put that donut in your hand right here in front of me on this table before I can sign you in.
(Guy in red hat) She tried that with me, but I wouldn't bite.
(Guy in black shirt) OK, now tell me again how you got that donut past her? I gotta write this down for next time
(Blonde lady) OK, here are the forms, can I get my donut back?
(Seated lady) No
(Guy in red shirt) OK, listen. I'll break it in half and you can have some, but I really can't let you have it all....
(Guy on radio, speaking to Registration lady) <OK, who has the keys to the donut locker?>
Lee Reid 3136
25-08-2010, 21:29
\guess "doughnut" Wait... I think I have the wrong thread...
Andy Baker
26-08-2010, 08:03
Rich: The event venue is all set up and the teams are ready to compete. All I had to do to get these great volunteers started was to offer them donuts and give them a t-shirt. This is awesome!
Vermeulen
27-08-2010, 14:00
The Krispy Kreme Bandit, seen here in this photo, is on the loose after escaping from FIRST custody on Monday. If anyone has clues as to his whereabouts, please contact Dave Lavery at 1-(800)-123-4567
I ain't doin nothin till I get one of them spiffy tee shirts too!
The Krispy Kreme Bandit, seen here in this photo, is on the loose after escaping from FIRST custody on Monday. If anyone has clues as to his whereabouts, please contact Dave Lavery at 1-(800)-123-4567
<npoe>
You got the phone number wrong. Should be 1-800-226-2627. You'll figure it out...
</npoe>
JaneYoung
28-08-2010, 17:20
Something is very wong with this picture.
Wayne Doenges
28-08-2010, 17:31
Guy in black t-shirt: "Rich, did you bring enough donuts for every one? It says in the volunteer rule book "Any food brought in must be enough for ALL volunteers"."
Rich: "I didn't know there would be this many!"
Billfred
30-08-2010, 00:41
I opened the thread before midnight Sunday--that counts as Sunday judging, right?
First place goes to:
Is this pit administration? Um, this is our first competition, and we were sent over by the team for some things ... um ... it says we need a metric crescent wrench, a wire stretcher, a left-handed screwdriver, some dihydrogen monoxide, magic smoke ... um ... extra ones and zeros, and a 1/2 inch PVC flagholder. I think that's it. Oh, and a flux capacitor. Thanks.
Second place goes to:
Rich: The event venue is all set up and the teams are ready to compete. All I had to do to get these great volunteers started was to offer them donuts and give them a t-shirt. This is awesome!
Honorable mentions go to:
1) Karibou
2) JaneYoung
3) Wayne Doenges
4) EricH
5) rsisk
6) GaryVoshol
And the burn award goes to:
Registration Volunteer: "Sir, if you haven't filled out the FIRST consent form, then you'll have to go to Line D."
Person Registering: I know that transportation is the theme of "Smart Moves", but did they have to go for authenticity by making registration a simulation of the DMV?
Which means the scores are:
Ryan Simpson 31
Taylor 24
EricH 22
Karibou 19
Don Rotolo 19
Wayne Doenges 18
Purple 15
kstl99 13
GaryVoshol 13
JaneYoung 13
rsisk 13
Chris is me 12
delsaner 12
rtfgnow 11
Barry Bonzack 10
Al Skierkiewicz 8
dodar 7
Katie_UPS 7
Vermeulen 7
Alex Cormier 6
Andy Baker 5
skimoose 4
kenavt 4
Spiffizzle 4
DRAKE343 3
JackG 3
Lee Reid 3136 3
Chief Pride 2
James1902 2
kjolana1124 2
Josh Fox 1
kramarczyk 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Rich Wong 1
Schmoebot 1
Onward!
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