CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #333

[Billfred]

You'll need like three tie-dye shirts to do well here.

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=981526&postcount=16):

Ryan Simpson 68
Karibou 59
EricH 56
Taylor 56
JaneYoung 50
Wayne Doenges 43
Don Rotolo 42
Al Skierkiewicz 41
GaryVoshol 41
rsisk 41
rtfgnow 37
dodar 25
kstl99 22
Chris is me 15
kramarczyk 15
Purple 15
Katie_UPS 13
Barry Bonzack 12
delsaner 12
Lee Reid 3136 11
skimoose 11
Vermeulen 9
kenavt 9
BrendanB 7
Alex Cormier 6
Andy Baker 5
RoboDesigners 5
Spiffizzle 4
DRAKE343 3
JackG 3
KarenH 3
OmerSD 3
Chief Pride 2
James1902 2
kjolana1124 2
Swan217 2
Travis Hoffman 2
Phoenix Spud 2
EricS-Team180 1
Josh Fox 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Rich Wong 1
RMiller 1
Schmoebot 1
ttldomination 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23748

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

The real reason why no teams could score in the blue goal during practice: it was rigged so they couldn't. Here we see the field crew fixing it after somebody "fixed" it. Who remains a mystery, though the FIRST Field Police suspect an inside job based on this photo.

In an unrelated note, nobody has yet been able to translate the message seen in the window. It is widely supposed that it contains the identity of the person responsible for the field scoring system for the 2006 game, and has been scrambled to protect his or her identity.

[rsisk]

Remember those Chinese Thumb traps you had when you were a kid?

http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/6/6c/Fingertrap_757.jpg

Well, it takes something much more complex to trap an FTA.

[GaryVoshol]

After interminable delays while the stepladder was brought out and the goal cleared, the pokey-pokey stick was introduced.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"Shhhhhh! We will tell him in a while that he is putting the chains in backwards! It is payback for all the trouble he gave us in committee meetings. In the meantime just smile and nod."

[ATannahill]

I swear, someone had to have put butter on these things.

[Taylor]

I can see Montana's Green Heights from here!

[JaneYoung]

FTA hollering down from the ladder:
Ok guys - quit messing around and get back to work. I mean it.

FTA mumbling to himself:
Orifice, schmorifice - why does the field crew always link everything I'm doing to bad puns? This is just a really big hole. Seriously.

[Brianna]

Not maintaining three contact points....Hopefully the Safety Judges don't see this!

[DonRotolo]

Here we see the FTA jumping through hoops trying to 'score' with the ladies.;)

As I pull ahead of Al, Jane jumps wildly ahead and Ryan... well, Ryan leaves us ALL in the dust...

[Phoenix Spud]

You put your right hand in,
you put your right hand out,
your put your right hand in and you shake it all about,
you score a few points and practice G-P,
'cause that's what it's all about!

[Wayne Doenges]

Photographer; "Do you think Billfred will use this picture in the "Caption the Photo" contest?"
FTA: "I don't think so. It doesn't show anything."
Student on right: "Well it has me looking up for no reason."
Student on left: "Well there's Billfred. Let's ask him."

[Karibou]

FTA: "I need more zip ties..."
Student: "Why?"
FTA: "Well...we're missing a chain."

[skimoose]

FTA: "Well here's your problem! We just need to..."

Student on left: "What's that. Do I hear shooters winding up! Incoming!!!!" :ahh:

[Billfred]

Here we go!

First place goes to:

I can see Montana's Green Heights from here!


Second place goes to:

After interminable delays while the stepladder was brought out and the goal cleared, the pokey-pokey stick was introduced.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) Don Rotolo
2) Karibou
3) skimoose
4) EricH
5) Brianna

And the burn award goes to:

"Shhhhhh! We will tell him in a while that he is putting the chains in backwards! It is payback for all the trouble he gave us in committee meetings. In the meantime just smile and nod."

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson 68
Taylor 66
Karibou 61
EricH 58
JaneYoung 51
GaryVoshol 46
Al Skierkiewicz 44
Wayne Doenges 44
Don Rotolo 44
rsisk 42
rtfgnow 38
dodar 25
kstl99 22
Chris is me 15
kramarczyk 15
Purple 15
skimoose 13
Katie_UPS 13
Barry Bonzack 12
delsaner 12
Lee Reid 3136 11
Vermeulen 9
kenavt 9
BrendanB 7
Alex Cormier 6
Andy Baker 5
RoboDesigners 5
Spiffizzle 4
DRAKE343 3
JackG 3
KarenH 3
OmerSD 3
Phoenix Spud 3
Brianna 2
Chief Pride 2
James1902 2
kjolana1124 2
Swan217 2
Travis Hoffman 2
EricS-Team180 1
Josh Fox 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Rich Wong 1
RMiller 1
Schmoebot 1
ttldomination 1

Onward!