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Billfred
19-12-2010, 23:37
Time to see who's really hard-working.

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=986746&postcount=16):

Taylor 81
Ryan Simpson 76
Karibou 65
EricH 64
GaryVoshol 61
Don Rotolo 58
JaneYoung 55
Al Skierkiewicz 49
Wayne Doenges 48
rsisk 48
rtfgnow 41
dodar 26
kstl99 22
kramarczyk 16
Katie_UPS 16
Chris is me 15
Purple 15
skimoose 14
Barry Bonzack 12
delsaner 12
Lee Reid 3136 11
Vermeulen 9
kenavt 9
JackG 8
BrendanB 7
KarenH 7
Alex Cormier 6
Andy Baker 5
efoote868 5
RoboDesigners 5
Spiffizzle 4
DRAKE343 3
Brianna 3
OmerSD 3
Phoenix Spud 3
Chief Pride 2
James1902 2
kjolana1124 2
Swan217 2
Travis Hoffman 2
BJC 1
EricS-Team180 1
jmanela 1
Josh Fox 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Rich Wong 1
RMiller 1
Schmoebot 1
ttldomination 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35984

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!
EricH
19-12-2010, 23:40
This is what happens when you step onto the field while the robots are running. First they knock you out, then they use you as a goal.
dodar
19-12-2010, 23:49
OMG HE'S BEING EATEN ALIVE!!!
JackG
20-12-2010, 00:12
Some people find puzzles stimulating, but Towers of Hanoi puts FIRST students right to sleep.
rsisk
20-12-2010, 02:07
Krispy Kreme's latest invention, Attack Donuts.
ATannahill
20-12-2010, 07:54
Yes, I know donuts will work great.
Yes, I want to know too.
No, I don't think luring Dave with donuts and having a kid jump out will help us decipher the hint.
Al Skierkiewicz
20-12-2010, 07:58
A simple demonstration of the adaptability of First regional committees. When you can't wake a student who has fallen asleep on the field simply turn him into a field piece. Allow extra points for scoring in autonomous with an acoustic sensor tuned to the snoring. Damaging said field piece will of course result in a DQ!
Taylor
20-12-2010, 13:51
I'm all about utilizing the Human Player (or Payload Spec1al1st) but this is getting ridiculous! At least put on some ::safety:: for pete's sake!
JaneYoung
20-12-2010, 13:53
Totally.racked.out.
Katie_UPS
20-12-2010, 14:09
The robots thought he could use a blanket.
RoboDesigners
20-12-2010, 15:59
Looks like that was a long night... :rolleyes:
DonRotolo
20-12-2010, 17:53
Krispy Kreme's latest invention, Attack Donuts.
Darn you, I think you're stealing my ideas. Did you get a mind reader or something?

OK, even I think this isn't great, but until I come up with something better...:
Too many donuts can put you to sleep.
Wayne Doenges
22-12-2010, 07:13
Ring score: 10 points
Penalty points: -150 for possession of more than one game piece
Total points: -140
DonRotolo
22-12-2010, 19:56
New entry, superseding my previous:

Here we see a bolus (family) of tori (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/torus) - eight male and eight female, bred in captivity - resting after a feeding frenzy. Their torpor is somewhat mitigated by the mammal's body heat. The mammal, for his part, will typically remain unaware of their presence.
GaryVoshol
22-12-2010, 21:30
He claims it makes field reset easier.
theprgramerdude
22-12-2010, 23:49
New game objective: trick the sleepy mammal into thinking a colorful plastic tube is a tasty donut that should be devoured.
Bill_B
23-12-2010, 20:18
Time to shake the donuts.
BJC
23-12-2010, 21:18
[in fake Australian accent]

Crikey! Shhhhh, I'm going to get a bit closer... yes, here we see the common FIRST student in its natural habit. Observe the game pieces he's stored up for later scoring. Although it appears calm now, this specimen is storing up energy for its 45 day active season. No one has observed it during this period, however, experts believe it may have connections with the 2009 poof ball crisis.
Ryan Simpson
26-12-2010, 17:11
The result of many sleepless build season nights...
Lee Reid 3136
26-12-2010, 19:49
Lord of the Rings IV: The Rings Strike Back
Kevin Kolodziej
27-12-2010, 01:42
The victim was not standing on the X and so he thought he was safe....
Billfred
27-12-2010, 21:52
Alright, alright, I'm playing the Billfred Is Having A Way Too Holly Jolly Christmas Rule.

First place goes to:

Some people find puzzles stimulating, but Towers of Hanoi puts FIRST students right to sleep.


Second place goes to:

Time to shake the donuts.


Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) rtfgnow
3) Katie_UPS
4) GaryVoshol
5) Lee Reid 3136
6) Kevin Kolodziej
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) JaneYoung

And the burn award goes to:

I'm all about utilizing the Human Player (or Payload Spec1al1st) but this is getting ridiculous! At least put on some ::safety:: for pete's sake!


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 81
Ryan Simpson 77
EricH 66
Karibou 65
GaryVoshol 63
Don Rotolo 59
JaneYoung 57
Al Skierkiewicz 51
Wayne Doenges 49
rsisk 49
rtfgnow 43
dodar 27
kstl99 22
JackG 18
Katie_UPS 18
kramarczyk 16
Chris is me 15
Purple 15
skimoose 14
Lee Reid 3136 13
Barry Bonzack 12
delsaner 12
Vermeulen 9
kenavt 9
BrendanB 7
KarenH 7
RoboDesigners 6
Alex Cormier 6
Andy Baker 5
Bill_B 5
efoote868 5
Spiffizzle 4
DRAKE343 3
Brianna 3
OmerSD 3
Phoenix Spud 3
Chief Pride 2
James1902 2
Kevin Kolodziej 2
kjolana1124 2
Swan217 2
Travis Hoffman 2
BJC 2
EricS-Team180 1
jmanela 1
Josh Fox 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Rich Wong 1
RMiller 1
Schmoebot 1
theprgramerdude 1
ttldomination 1

Onward!