CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #339

[Billfred]

Kilroy Kickoff is here!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=990273&postcount=19):

Taylor 86
Ryan Simpson 79
GaryVoshol 73
EricH 68
Karibou 67
Don Rotolo 60
JaneYoung 58
Al Skierkiewicz 52
Wayne Doenges 51
rsisk 50
rtfgnow 44
dodar 27
kstl99 22
JackG 20
Katie_UPS 18
kramarczyk 16
Chris is me 15
Purple 15
skimoose 14
Lee Reid 3136 13
Barry Bonzack 12
delsaner 12
Bill_B 10
Vermeulen 9
kenavt 9
BrendanB 7
KarenH 7
RoboDesigners 7
Alex Cormier 6
Andy Baker 5
efoote868 5
Travis Hoffman 5
Spiffizzle 4
DRAKE343 3
Brianna 3
OmerSD 3
theprgramerdude 3
Phoenix Spud 3
Chief Pride 2
James1902 2
Kevin Kolodziej 2
kjolana1124 2
Swan217 2
BJC 2
EricS-Team180 1
jmanela 1
Josh Fox 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Rich Wong 1
RMiller 1
Schmoebot 1
ttldomination 1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/31492

As always, the deadline is theoretically kinda sorta possibly if we're not all too busy reading the manual Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[dodar]

Girl: I'm so tired.....

Robot: You think you are tired?!? Try being shoved into a crate w/o any light and being moved and bumped around for a week then getting left in some arena till you guys show up. Then I get tinkered with and thrown onto the field to battle like some gladiator.

Girl: No! I've had to take care of the scouting, the food for all the pit crew members and drive team AND show team spirit!

Robot:...ok you can sleep :yikes:

[rsisk]

It's always a touching moment when kids send their robot off to their FIRST competition.

[Karibou]

After weeks of hard work, someone needs a hug.

Oh, you thought I was talking about the girl?

[ATannahill]

LEGGO my ROBO!

[Taylor]

Taking the RoboProm to a whole 'nother level.

[GaryVoshol]

Scenes like this happen all around the world on Ship Date - and no, she's not sleeping!

It used to be you shut the robot up in a dark box and sent it away from home. Now with Bag-n-Tag, you suffocate it.

[Wayne Doenges]

These six week romances never last. One day she'll get her heart broken when she finds him dating a toaster.

[Bill_B]

I suppose I'll have to wait until after competition season to teach this robot how to tango.

[skimoose]

There's never a good robot bumper when you need one to sleep.

[DonRotolo]

Sung to this tune (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/11aa6dda58/muskrat-love-by-captain-and-tennille-from-that-happened)

Robot, robot, candlelight
Building a friend and doin' it right
Every evenin'
'Cause it's buildin' season

Robot Kilroy, Human Sue
Do autonomous out in FRC land
And they're huggin'
'Cause Kiroy's not buggy

And they climbed and they kicked and they shifted
Then at the end, they lifted
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like robot love

[EricH]

Dreaming of trophies and ribbons and banners, neither the team members nor the robot noticed that they had now missed three four matches in a row after staying up 24/7 for six weeks.

[Lee Reid 3136]

I would like to present the world's most huggable robot.

[KarenH]

"While visions of sugar plums danc'd in their heads..."
Sugar plums, FIRST Robotics version.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Sure, I have heard about the calming effects of blankets, teddy bears, pillows...but a security robot?!?

[Ryan Simpson]

Good thing her name isn't Roy...

[DonRotolo]

(Not an entry):
Sure, I have heard about the calming effects of blankets, teddy bears, pillows...but a security robot?!?
Kinda redefines "security robot", eh? :)

[JaneYoung]

Feels like home to me.

[ThaineP]

Robotics [roh-bot-iks], n.: A disease that causes those under its effects to become infected with team spirit, elevated intelligence, increased skill in many engineering disciplines, and, in rare cases, displays of affection towards robotics. Those infected, or 'FIRSTers' as they call themselves, often spread the disease to others, and do not have any objection to being infected.

FIRST. It's more than a club. It's a lifestyle.


:p lol

Thaine

[Billfred]

Okay, okay, it's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Good thing her name isn't Roy...


Second place goes to:

After weeks of hard work, someone needs a hug.

Oh, you thought I was talking about the girl?

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Al Skierkiewicz
2) dodar
3) rsisk
4) Taylor
5) Wayne Doenges
6) KarenH
7) ThaineP

And the burn award goes to:

Scenes like this happen all around the world on Ship Date - and no, she's not sleeping!

It used to be you shut the robot up in a dark box and sent it away from home. Now with Bag-n-Tag, you suffocate it.

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson 89
Taylor 88
GaryVoshol 76
EricH 69
Karibou 67
DonRotolo 61
JaneYoung 59
Al Skierkiewicz 54
Wayne Doenges 53
rsisk 52
rtfgnow 45
dodar 29
kstl99 22
JackG 20
Katie_UPS 18
kramarczyk 16
Chris is me 15
Purple 15
skimoose 15
Lee Reid 3136 14
Barry Bonzack 12
delsaner 12
Bill_B 11
KarenH 9
Vermeulen 9
kenavt 9
BrendanB 7
RoboDesigners 7
Alex Cormier 6
Andy Baker 5
efoote868 5
Travis Hoffman 5
Spiffizzle 4
DRAKE343 3
Brianna 3
OmerSD 3
theprgramerdude 3
Phoenix Spud 3
Chief Pride 2
James1902 2
Kevin Kolodziej 2
kjolana1124 2
Swan217 2
ThaineP 2
BJC 2
EricS-Team180 1
jmanela 1
Josh Fox 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Rich Wong 1
RMiller 1
Schmoebot 1
ttldomination 1

Onward!

[ThaineP]

Meh, I just threw that out there, wasn't expecting anything from it.

Sounds like a good something for the back of somebody's t-shirt.