CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #341

[Billfred]

Things are finally coming into bloom around this town!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1001588&postcount=20):

Ryan Simpson 91
Taylor 90
GaryVoshol 77
EricH 71
Karibou 69
Wayne Doenges 63
DonRotolo 63
JaneYoung 60
Al Skierkiewicz 54
rsisk 54
rtfgnow 46
dodar 30
kstl99 22
JackG 20
Katie_UPS 18
Bill_B 16
kramarczyk 16
Chris is me 15
Purple 15
skimoose 15
Lee Reid 3136 14
Barry Bonzack 12
delsaner 12
KarenH 10
Vermeulen 9
kenavt 9
BrendanB 8
RoboDesigners 7
Alex Cormier 6
Andy Baker 5
efoote868 5
Travis Hoffman 5
ThaineP 4
Spiffizzle 4
Cynette 3
DRAKE343 3
Brianna 3
OmerSD 3
theprgramerdude 3
Phoenix Spud 3
Aerosound 2
Chief Pride 2
James1902 2
Kevin Kolodziej 2
kjolana1124 2
Swan217 2
BJC 2
EricS-Team180 1
jmanela 1
Josh Fox 1
Mr. Pockets 1
nitneylion452 1
Rich Wong 1
RMiller 1
Schmoebot 1
ttldomination 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/35352

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[ATannahill]

I am up at an ungodly hour and I expect to look back at this caption wondering what I was thinking. Now I shall go look at the picture.

Whats the difference between a Sixer and a FRC robot?

One is a great Basketball player and is celebrated worldwide. The other is a human.

[rsisk]

Miss Daisy drives around the court shooting balls into the crowd...
...and half the crowd stood up and surrendered.

[EricH]

The Aim High robot has lost power. It now Aims Low. "Ouch!"

[nitneylion452]

What are the odds that a robot can hit a fan at a sixers game? 1:18,000.

[GaryVoshol]

OK, that's H. O. R. S. - one more shot, and the robot wins! Wait, what, we have to spell Clydedale?

[Al Skierkiewicz]

If we can't get someone on this team to shoot then I will resort to a robot to get us on the scoreboard!

[dodar]

NBA referre of the future: get a penalty, get a ball to the face.

[DonRotolo]

(robot): Beer Here! Get'cher Beer Here!

[J.Warsoff]

Guy holding balls: Hey wait, your not a hot cheerleader throwing stuff into the crowd!!!!!
Robot: No, I am not......I'm better than that.

[Taylor]

Someone in the Sixers' front office heard the 2006 vision system was better than a referee's eyes.
They thought they'd give it a shot.

[Bill_B]

So, you say the Philly regional is next week? I just knew this bag and tag thing was gonna be a problem!

[JaneYoung]

Announcer: "Brawn vs.Brains Throwdown = no brainer... Brawn has forgotten his safety glasses, Miss Daisy is putting the petal to the metal!"

The crowd roars, the balls fly, EMS arrives, Brawn gains a healthy respect for Brains.

[Wayne Doenges]

Sixers tryout.
Announcer: "Miss Daisy has a great three point shot, can charge the lane and has great defensive moves but she is always being penalized for traveling and her dribbling leave something to be desired."

[Ryan Simpson]

Despite being a sharpshooter from beyond the arc, #341's NBA career just never panned out. Teammates criticized him for being a ball hog and for not getting back on defense, and his battery couldn't last the full match. Also, at just 5 feet tall, he was always out-hustled on the boards.

[Karibou]

I can't help but wonder why half the crowd isn't looking at the most important person on the field.

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

So, you say the Philly regional is next week? I just knew this bag and tag thing was gonna be a problem!


Second place goes to:

OK, that's H. O. R. S. - one more shot, and the robot wins! Wait, what, we have to spell Clydedale?


Honorable mentions go to:

1) rtfgnow
2) Ryan Simpson
3) Aerosound
4) Wayne Doenges
5) JaneYoung
6) Taylor

And the burn award goes to:

The Aim High robot has lost power. It now Aims Low. "Ouch!"


Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson 93
Taylor 92
GaryVoshol 82
EricH 74
Karibou 70
Wayne Doenges 65
DonRotolo 64
JaneYoung 62
Al Skierkiewicz 55
rsisk 55
rtfgnow 48
dodar 31
Bill_B 26
kstl99 22
JackG 20
Katie_UPS 18
kramarczyk 16
Chris is me 15
Purple 15
skimoose 15
Lee Reid 3136 14
Barry Bonzack 12
delsaner 12
KarenH 10
Vermeulen 9
kenavt 9
BrendanB 8
RoboDesigners 7
Alex Cormier 6
Andy Baker 5
efoote868 5
Travis Hoffman 5
Aerosound 4
ThaineP 4
Spiffizzle 4
Cynette 3
DRAKE343 3
Brianna 3
OmerSD 3
theprgramerdude 3
Phoenix Spud 3
Chief Pride 2
James1902 2
Kevin Kolodziej 2
kjolana1124 2
Swan217 2
BJC 2
nitneylion452 2
EricS-Team180 1
jmanela 1
Josh Fox 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Rich Wong 1
RMiller 1
Schmoebot 1
ttldomination 1
Onward!