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vesh7
09-02-2011, 23:07
What did the Igus bearing say when a shaft asked if it was self aligning?

"i-gus so" :D
Loremispum
12-02-2011, 17:20
:eek:
Superllama12
15-02-2011, 12:29
Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A pig fell in the mud

Don't worry, I'll be back with more!
Newo95
15-02-2011, 19:38
What's red and smells like blue paint?:confused:




Red paint!!!:D
Joe Schornak
17-02-2011, 01:17
What's brown and sticky?



...



...a STICK.

[badum-tish!]
tsuiining
20-02-2011, 22:45
I'm trying to think of some good jokes/puns, but all my ideas argon.
Wayne Doenges
21-02-2011, 07:08
Three robots drive into a bar....the forth one had a better driver.
Newo95
23-02-2011, 20:10
Knock knock...

GO AWAY!!!!!
Bob Steele
23-02-2011, 21:40
A Neutron walks into the bar and orders a drink..
He asks the bartender how much he owes..

The bartender says:

For you... NO charge!!!
demosthenes2k8
23-02-2011, 22:21
Three nuns and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them, and says, "Don't even think about it."

So he left.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
A neutrino walked into a bar.
KeatonM
24-02-2011, 18:19
What's a programmer's favorite breakfast cereal?

c-RIOs!
Newo95
07-03-2011, 21:10
Knock knock

Who's there

Panther

Panther who

Panther no panth I'm going swimming
Taylor
08-03-2011, 09:02
A Neutron walks into the bar and orders a drink..
He asks the bartender how much he owes..

The bartender says:

For you... NO charge!!!

The neutron asked the bartender, who was a proton, if he was sure.

The bartender says:

I'm positive!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.

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A turtle was accosted by two snails. The police asked the turtle to describe the mugging; he replied, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
delsaner
08-03-2011, 09:19
A proton, a neutron, and an electron walk into a bar.

The bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
Newo95
09-03-2011, 21:05
A pig walks into a bar and orders a glass of coke. He then asks where the bathroom is and goes to relieve himself. A second pig walks in and repeats this same ritual. This happens two more times until a pig walks in and orders a coke without asking where the bathroom is. The bartender is startled by this and asks, "Aren't you going to ask me where the bathroom is?" The pig replies "No, I'm the fifth little piggy and I go 'wee wee wee all the way home'.":D
Billfred
09-03-2011, 21:45
Why couldn't the submariner get approved for a mortgage?

Because his current house was underwater!
MisterG
10-03-2011, 22:40
Three peanuts were walking down the street; one was assaulted (peanut).
GCentola
10-03-2011, 23:12
One day, Heisenberg was driving down the highway, when he was stopped by the police. When he pulled over, the police man got out of his car, walked over to Heisenberg, and asked "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg responded "no, but I know where I am right now!"
nitneylion452
12-03-2011, 01:10
A set of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two antennas fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What was the pirate movie rated?
PG-13 for violence and brief nudity

I played a blank tape last night on full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Ghandi was quite old, so he was rather weak, he was also forced to walk everywhere so he developed quite an impressive set of callouses, and because of his strange diet, he had quite bad breath. So, this made him a Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a................................beer please." The bartender says, "why the big pause?"