CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #345

[Billfred]

Here we go!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1022419&postcount=21):

Ryan Simpson 103
Taylor 95
GaryVoshol 87
EricH 80
JaneYoung 79
Karibou 73
Wayne Doenges 71
DonRotolo 68
rsisk 61
Al Skierkiewicz 59
rtfgnow 53
Bill_B 31
dodar 31
delsaner 22
kstl99 22
JackG 20
Katie_UPS 18
kramarczyk 16
Chris is me 15
Purple 15
skimoose 15
Lee Reid 3136 14
KarenH 13
Barry Bonzack 12
AndyB 10
Vermeulen 10
kenavt 9
Aerosound 8
BrendanB 8
RoboDesigners 8
Alex Cormier 6
Andy Baker 5
efoote868 5
Lil Lavery 5
Travis Hoffman 5
ThaineP 4
Spiffizzle 4
Cynette 3
DRAKE343 3
Brianna 3
OmerSD 3
theprgramerdude 3
Phoenix Spud 3
Chief Pride 2
gyroscopeRaptor 2
James1902 2
Kevin Kolodziej 2
kjolana1124 2
Swan217 2
BJC 2
nitneylion452 2
RMiller 2
2403_Andrew 1
computerteen643 1
EricS-Team180 1
Gdkoopa 1
jmanela 1
Josh Fox 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Rich Wong 1
Schmoebot 1
Superllama12 1
ttldomination 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/13729

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern, assuming we're all even conscious at that point from the end of build season.

Go!

[ATannahill]

That levitating platform is nice, but I think your about to hit it as you stand up.

[J.Warsoff]

Student: I told you guy the police light was a good idea! Now all the other robots will have to pull over when they see the lights!
Mentor: Yea, but you might want to put wheels on it first, unless you have any other bright ideas Mr. I-spend-the-team-budget-on-useless-things.

[rsisk]

Mentor: "Hey kid! Grab me the left handed screwdriver bit off the table, would ya."

[EricH]

"Hey, get off the dolly. We need the casters for our drive system--those tank tracks have got to go!"

[DonRotolo]

(Guy with drill) OK, once I wind up the arm joint, stand back because the whole robot's going to balance on those two wheels.
(Guy bending over) Heh, and Lavery thought that his animation bot (http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/22422) was just a fantasy...

[Taylor]

He's about to take the picture - everybody turn away ... NOW!

[GaryVoshol]

Guy sitting in chair: "I know I put my thumb drive in my pocket last night. Now what are we going to do without the latest code?"

[Wayne Doenges]

Mentor kneeling: "don't be alarmed, this is only a drill."

[Ryan Simpson]

Who needs a robot card when it can be used as an awesome scooter?

[JaneYoung]

Mentor after 10 straight hours of troubleshooting, two malfunctions, and a programmer who insists the problem is mechanical: If we make any blue smoke and it sets off the fire alarm and everyone rushes out of the building and forgets the robots and the controls and the batteries and our safety glasses *deep breath* and the check list and the team captain and my FedEX shipping papers -we'll have to call on NEMO to save us.

Oh, I feel so much better after that little panicked rant. Now... where were we?

[Bill_B]

Mentor kneeling: "don't be alarmed, this is only a drill."
Beat me to it, Wayne. (sort of)

It's only a drill. Had this been an actual robot, you would have been instructed to queue at the Newton field.

[Karibou]

Safety judge (offscreen): "Since when did we start putting pits in the aisles?"
Volunteer: "Budget cuts."

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Mentor kneeling: "don't be alarmed, this is only a drill."


Second place goes to:

Safety judge (offscreen): "Since when did we start putting pits in the aisles?"
Volunteer: "Budget cuts."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) rsisk
2) Taylor
3) DonRotolo
4) EricH
5) Bill_B

And the burn award goes to:

Student: I told you guy the police light was a good idea! Now all the other robots will have to pull over when they see the lights!
Mentor: Yea, but you might want to put wheels on it first, unless you have any other bright ideas Mr. I-spend-the-team-budget-on-useless-things.

Which means the scores are:

Ryan Simpson 104
Taylor 97
GaryVoshol 88
EricH 82
Wayne Doenges 81
JaneYoung 80
Karibou 78
DonRotolo 70
rsisk 63
Al Skierkiewicz 59
rtfgnow 54
Bill_B 33
dodar 31
delsaner 22
kstl99 22
JackG 20
Katie_UPS 18
kramarczyk 16
Chris is me 15
Purple 15
skimoose 15
Lee Reid 3136 14
KarenH 13
Barry Bonzack 12
Aerosound 11
AndyB 10
Vermeulen 10
kenavt 9
BrendanB 8
RoboDesigners 8
Alex Cormier 6
Andy Baker 5
efoote868 5
Lil Lavery 5
Travis Hoffman 5
Spiffizzle 4
ThaineP 4
Brianna 3
Cynette 3
DRAKE343 3
OmerSD 3
Phoenix Spud 3
theprgramerdude 3
BJC 2
Chief Pride 2
gyroscopeRaptor 2
James1902 2
Kevin Kolodziej 2
kjolana1124 2
nitneylion452 2
RMiller 2
Swan217 2
2403_Andrew 1
computerteen643 1
EricS-Team180 1
Gdkoopa 1
jmanela 1
Josh Fox 1
Mr. Pockets 1
Rich Wong 1
Schmoebot 1
Superllama12 1
ttldomination 1

Onward!