CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #383

[Billfred]

To stay functioning after this many contests, you must be a machine or something...

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1084033&postcount=28):

Taylor 62
GaryVoshol 55
Joe G. 52
EricH 48
JaneYoung 48
rsisk 48
Katie_UPS 46
S.P.A.M.er 17 38
Ninja_Bait 37
DonRotolo 32
EricS-Team180 31
Bill_B 29
Wayne Doenges 29
kstl99 28
Molten 27
rachelholladay 25
Karibou 24
Al Skierkiewicz 24
jgw 23
dodar 22
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
PAR_WIG1350 14
Aerosound 14
Travis Hoffman 12
Frenchie461 12
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
DRAKE2751 8
IndySam 7
rtfgnow 6
Q. Sheets 6
Andy Baker 5
Chris is me 4
Colin P 4
LemmingBot 3
akoscielski3 3
SuperNerd256 3
Cynette 2
dlavery 2
flameout 2
Flak-Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
stundt1 2
plnyyanks 2
Cody Burd 2
BeltSanderRocks 2
Alex Cormier 1
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
kramarczyk 1
robokiller 1
nitneylion452 1
~Cory~ 1
iPenguin 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/26737

As always, the deadline is sorta kinda theoretically not really Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

[EricH]

For Inspiration and Recognition of Screams and Torture competition seasons are pretty brutal.

[Andrew Lawrence]

Though most teams laughed at the thought of attaching metal to their team members and having them pass as a robot. Team 383 decided to give it a try.... :D

[Jim Wilks]

Here we see 383 team member Cloud demonstrating that Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining".

[Ninja_Bait]

Read this through your teeth: "Hey, this is really funny, guys. Let's take it off now. What's that look for? Wait - what? Hey! Hey! Don't just leave me here! Help!"

[rsisk]

Yet another example of why you don't let robotics students become dentists.

[Taylor]

After years of searching, Manoel finally found the elusive wire stretcher. Since he's already got the metric crescent wrench, the flightline, the board stretcher, the left-handed screwdriver, the spark plugs from an '83 Corvette, the blinker fluid, the muffler belt, and the 1/4-19 bolts, he's successfully completed the scavenger hunt, and he can become an official Pit Administrator.

[Wayne Doenges]

In order to rein in some of the horseplay going on in the shop, a mentor came up with this stylish head piece. All the students could do was shake their heads and whiney.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Ah, the cultural differences exhibited in FIRST! In Brazil this is an expensive orthodontic device while in Wisconsin it is just another giant cheese slicer.

[Andrew Lawrence]

Nothing to see here folks. Just another one of them robotics people with some Do-it-yourself do-hickey that'll change the world somehow. I only wonder what that thing could be....

[iPenguin]

"Waddya mean robotics kids can't make and use their own headgear for football?!?!?"

[GaryVoshol]

Secret photo smuggled out of GDC labs indicates that we'll have another "robo-coach" this year. The human player directs the robot by grinding his teeth.

[EricS-Team180]

How 383 trains new programmers to take to the bit.

[J.Warsoff]

Behold, the world's first cyborg! The future stands right in front of you, complete with REAL human emotions and ALL five senses!.....Don't mind the noise that sounds like someone moaning in pain, that's just a small malfunction in the prototype. That will be fixed in the next model, along with the addition of Segways for legs!

[Frenchie461]

[/sarcasm] This is absolutely a brilliant idea guys. Robot orthodontia is obviously the future. [/sarcasm]

[Travis Hoffman]

Manoel's efforts to create a Gizmo Duck Halloween costume weren't going so well.

For those of you who don't get the reference....you aren't cool!

[rachelholladay]

Its getting to be that time of year again, the release of the first official 2012 game hint.

[JaneYoung]

Well, at least we know that Manoel had his head on straight at the beginning of build and is just trying to keep it that way.

[dodar]

Wanna play a game?

[DonRotolo]

Kids, THIS is why you need to get off the field before the start of a match...

First there was the spaghetti incident, now this...

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

Of course the headgear isn't noticeable, just shut up and smile for the camera! Its not like this picture is going to ever be judged for its potential of comical captions anyway....
Well mostly comical, but who's judging.... O yea, Billfred

[Molten]

Once he realized that joining a robotics team wasn't going to keep the women at bay, he had to act fast. Now, he'll never have to worry about cooties ever again.

[Katie_UPS]

Extend-o Jaw: Good for just about nothing.

[delsaner]

Who allowed Jigsaw from the SAW franchise on the GDC?!

[IndySam]

Manoel wishes he parents would have sent him to a orthodontist other than their cousin Dr. Lecter.

[Karibou]

This really should have been mandatory equipment for any field personnel in 2010. Soccer balls to the face, man...

[Ankit S.]

Safety Captains on 383 have been known to become very irritated when people fall asleep in the workspace, some even go the distance and perform a pain inducing surgery robbing the person of sleep forever.

[Bill_B]

Are you sure Dean Kamen got his start this way?

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

First place goes to:

Well, at least we know that Manoel had his head on straight at the beginning of build and is just trying to keep it that way.


Second place goes to:

After years of searching, Manoel finally found the elusive wire stretcher. Since he's already got the metric crescent wrench, the flightline, the board stretcher, the left-handed screwdriver, the spark plugs from an '83 Corvette, the blinker fluid, the muffler belt, and the 1/4-19 bolts, he's successfully completed the scavenger hunt, and he can become an official Pit Administrator.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) EricH
2) Supernerd256
3) jgw
4) rsisk
5) Wayne Doenges
6) Al Skierkiewicz
7) GaryVoshol
8) Bill_B
9) Karibou
10) IndySam
11) DonRotolo
12) Aerosound
13) Travis Hoffman

And the burn award goes to:

Once he realized that joining a robotics team wasn't going to keep the women at bay, he had to act fast. Now, he'll never have to worry about cooties ever again.


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 67
JaneYoung 58
GaryVoshol 57
Joe G. 52
EricH 50
rsisk 50
Katie_UPS 47
S.P.A.M.er 17 39
Ninja_Bait 38
DonRotolo 34
EricS-Team180 32
Bill_B 31
Wayne Doenges 31
Molten 30
kstl99 28
Karibou 26
Al Skierkiewicz 26
rachelholladay 26
jgw 25
dodar 23
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Aerosound 16
Travis Hoffman 14
PAR_WIG1350 14
Frenchie461 13
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
IndySam 9
DRAKE2751 8
rtfgnow 6
Q. Sheets 6
Andy Baker 5
SuperNerd256 5
Chris is me 4
Colin P 4
LemmingBot 3
akoscielski3 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
Cynette 2
dlavery 2
flameout 2
Flak-Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
stundt1 2
plnyyanks 2
Cody Burd 2
iPenguin 2
Alex Cormier 1
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
kramarczyk 1
robokiller 1
nitneylion452 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1

Onward!