CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #385

[Billfred]

Here we go!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1085940&postcount=29):

Taylor 69
JaneYoung 60
GaryVoshol 58
EricH 53
Joe G. 52
rsisk 51
Katie_UPS 49
Ninja_Bait 40
S.P.A.M.er 17 40
DonRotolo 39
Karibou 36
EricS-Team180 34
Wayne Doenges 33
Bill_B 31
Molten 31
kstl99 28
rachelholladay 28
Al Skierkiewicz 27
jgw 26
dodar 24
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Aerosound 17
PAR_WIG1350 16
Frenchie461 15
Travis Hoffman 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
IndySam 10
DRAKE2751 8
rtfgnow 6
SuperNerd256 6
Q. Sheets 6
Andy Baker 5
akoscielski3 5
Chris is me 4
Colin P 4
iPenguin 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
Cody Burd 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
Cynette 2
dlavery 2
flameout 2
Flak-Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
stundt1 2
plnyyanks 2
Alex Cormier 1
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
nitneylion452 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/36417

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern. Get your entries in early before the turkey takes over and knocks you out for the weekend!

Go!

[EricH]

"I know what you're thinking--did he drill six speed holes or only five? To tell you the truth, in all the confusion, I sort of lost track myself. But seeing as this is a Bosch pneumatic drill, the best in the world, which can drill half your weight out in one go, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel light yet? Well, do you, robot?"

[Andrew Lawrence]

As much as he wanted to believe, the 2415 student would never be able to be a bada$$ cop with a drill. Keep dreamin'!

[rsisk]

Add a set of wheels and we're good to go.

[Katie_UPS]

And another rousing game of Ninja beings.

<npoe> Because Billfred is old, I'm supplying this link (http://www.wikihow.com/Play-the-%22Ninja%22-Slap-Game) to explain my joke. </npoe>

[Ninja_Bait]

Surrounded and caught red-handed, the saboteur shot the lights out in a desperate attempt to escape.

Unfortunately, he was still caught on film, thanks to the flash camera.

[Taylor]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

The name is Bond, Andrew Bond.
Of course this is just a prototype, Q needs to come up with an alternative for the long hose.

[GaryVoshol]

Get ready for the new male version of Charlie's Angels.

[J.Warsoff]

"Gentlemen, do not worry, I am a professional."

Everyone else's reaction:
http://images.wikia.com/bttf/images/7/73/Docgasp.jpg

[dodar]

We can rebuild him, we have the technology.

[EricS-Team180]

" My work here, is done"

[DonRotolo]

OK Jim, we KNOW we said that the robot has to be dead before we can scavenge it for parts, but shooting it won't help....

[Wayne Doenges]

Student: "Don't be alarmed, this is only a drill."

[Frenchie461]

That's okay, It's just metal, we can fix it.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd be rich

[rachelholladay]

I believe we can now pass the weight section of this inspection.

[iPenguin]

Oh the things I could say about 2415 *troll face* (yay GA team humor)

Now you all see what happens when a game of Ninja gets completely out of hand.

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

"I see you. Peace be with you my brother. Your spirit returns to Archimedes, but your body will become part of the WiredCats' Robots."

[akoscielski3]

ITS THE FINAL COUNT DOWN! danna naa na. Danna nah nah nah danna naa na. danna na na na na na!

[Molten]

Psst...you forgot something. The picture would be more believable if there was a bit in the drill.

[Jim Wilks]

To a man holding a drill -- EVERYTHING robotic looks like a potential weight reduction project.

[Cody Burd]

"when i said love the robot i did not mean eat it"

[Kyle A]

Welcome to Extreme Makeover Robot Edition! This is day one the demo day, we have just one week to do what normally takes six weeks to do. We have a great crew this week, are we ready...... lets bring this robot down.

[IndySam]

The robot is in the metal, I just have to remove the right amount to let it show.

[PAR_WIG1350]

Despite loosing his safety glasses (bottom center) in the barrage of hex keys, He still managed to get the frame assembled in record time. Unfortunately, the time saved was lot again when it came time to put the tools away.::ouch::

[JaneYoung]

Team member: Ok, here's the drill.

Robot: How is it that I keep improving and the team puns don't?

[Hallry]

Why is the flux capacitor always the hardest thing to get to? Haven't they figured out that it should be easily accessible for when it needs to be fixed?

[Karibou]

Off-camera: "And what did you say your name is?"
Student: "Bond. As in, 'let's bond some metal together!'"

[Bill_B]

FIRST, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot drill, Courage to drill the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference.

[dodar]

[npoe] @Karibou, you should have said,"Bond, Ionic Bond."

[Billfred]

It's still Sunday!

First place goes to:

Team member: Ok, here's the drill.

Robot: How is it that I keep improving and the team puns don't?

Second place goes to:

"I know what you're thinking--did he drill six speed holes or only five? To tell you the truth, in all the confusion, I sort of lost track myself. But seeing as this is a Bosch pneumatic drill, the best in the world, which can drill half your weight out in one go, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel light yet? Well, do you, robot?"

Honorable mentions go to:

1) jgw
2) Katie_UPS
3) Taylor
4) Al Skierkiewicz
5) Aerosound
6) Wayne Doenges
7) Bill_B
8) Hallry
9) PAR_WIG1350
10) Ninja_Bait
11) GaryVoshol
12) EricS-Team180
13) DonRotolo

And the burn award goes to:

Psst...you forgot something. The picture would be more believable if there was a bit in the drill.


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 71
JaneYoung 70
GaryVoshol 60
EricH 58
Joe G. 52
rsisk 52
Katie_UPS -half-of-infinity*
Ninja_Bait 42
DonRotolo 41
S.P.A.M.er 17 41
Karibou 37
EricS-Team180 36
Wayne Doenges 35
Molten 34
Bill_B 33
Al Skierkiewicz 29
rachelholladay 29
kstl99 28
jgw 28
dodar 25
Aerosound 19
PAR_WIG1350 18
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
Frenchie461 16
Travis Hoffman 14
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
IndySam 11
DRAKE2751 8
SuperNerd256 7
rtfgnow 6
akoscielski3 6
Q. Sheets 6
Andy Baker 5
iPenguin 5
Chris is me 4
Colin P 4
Cody Burd 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
Cynette 2
dlavery 2
flameout 2
Flak-Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
Hallry 2
stundt1 2
plnyyanks 2
Alex Cormier 1
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
nitneylion452 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1*Normally, calling me old in the caption contest would yield a flat -infinity...but since Katie got her wisdom teeth out over the past week, I'm being nice and reducing her -infinity by half.

Onward!