CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #389

[Billfred]

It's still Monday!

The scores after the last round (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1092366&postcount=27):

JaneYoung 79
Taylor 79
EricH 64
GaryVoshol 64
rsisk 57
Katie_UPS 56
S.P.A.M.er 17 54
Joe G. 52
Ninja_Bait 47
DonRotolo 46
Karibou 43
EricS-Team180 42
Wayne Doenges 39
Molten 39
Al Skierkiewicz 35
Bill_B 33
rachelholladay 33
jgw 32
kstl99 28
dodar 28
IndySam 24
Aerosound 22
PAR_WIG1350 19
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
dlavery 17
Frenchie461 16
Travis Hoffman 14
SuperNerd256 13
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
akoscielski3 11
DRAKE2751 8
iPenguin 8
Hallry 7
rtfgnow 6
Q. Sheets 6
Andy Baker 5
Dr Theta 5
Cody Burd 5
Chris is me 4
Colin P 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Flak-Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
stundt1 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
Alex Cormier 1
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
nitneylion452 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
CNettles11 1
Sam Drake 1

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25684

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern. Sunday being what it is though, you may find an invocation of the Billfred Is Celebrating The Holidays Way Too Much Rule (the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule's distant cousin) is not all that out of the question. ;)

Go!

[Ninja_Bait]

npoe: FIRST!

poe: To Libby, the rest of the world is wrapped in caution tape, and she always treads carefully.

[EricH]

Amateur Hour in the pranking world. The semi-pros would have used duct tape. The real pros? Gaffer's tape or shrink-wrap, depending on which pro you ask.

[GaryVoshol]

Why does Libby look surprised? If you don't wear safety glasses, you should expect a visit from the safety advisors, although some seem to be more aggressive than others.

[akoscielski3]

Caution! Girl with no safety glasses on, coming through!

[DonRotolo]

That CAUTION tape isn't there for decoration, son...



Knights - pronounced Kuh-neg-its
Ni!

[PAR_WIG1350]

To truly appreciate how accident prone Libby can be, I would like to point out how, in this picture, the caution tape appears to be upside-down. It isn't. The whole room is, but nobody moved during this inversion because earlier, there was a glue accident that glued everybody down (or up?). The reason nobody is wearing safety glasses becomes quite apparent once this is understood. They all did have on safety glasses before this picture was taken, but they all fell towards the ceiling. ::safety::

[rsisk]

Libby's FIRST and last attempt at being a fashion designer.

[Katie_UPS]

You should've seen the other guy...

[Taylor]

You can make a Kamen stop waving, you can make a Kamen stop walking, you can make a Kamen stop moving, but you can't make a Kamen stop talking.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Don't be fooled by the picture. This wasn't an attempt to restrict Libby, it is merely how we wind her up again.

NPOE...Funny thing! The band Malo (guitarist Jorge Santana, yep, younger brother) once did this to their percussionist during a rehearsal for Soundstage. They used gaffers tape. Long and involved story but they did let him out in time for the show.

[JaneYoung]

"And... that's a wrap." - Libby Kamen, after an especially long segment of Let's Talk FIRST! A Cautionary Tale.

[J.Warsoff]

Guys, I swear, I didn't take the WAGO tool!

[Jim Wilks]

Woman, accurately labelled.

[S.P.A.M.er 17]

A "subtle" hint left by her boyfriend to tell all of the other nerds to back off.

[Wayne Doenges]

Here we see a rare photo of Libby Kamen practicing to become the youngest escape artist.
She started out with toilet paper and hopes to move on to scotch tape.
A reported ask her how hard it was to escape from TP. She said "Well, it was triple ply."

[rachelholladay]

For when we thought she had picked up Dean's style of speeches..

[EricS-Team180]

You're always bound to find fun at NextFest. Just ask Libby.

[Dr Theta]

Do not unwrap until FIRSTmas.

[DonRotolo]

Revised entry:

That CAUTION tape isn't there for decoration, son...
They MEAN it!

[Hallry]

If you're wondering why 75's secrets are never leaked, it's because THAT'S what they do to any intruders.
----
"INTRUDER ALERT!!!"
"Quick, get the tape!"

[IndySam]

Playing for honorable mention because Jim Wilks has the best comment possible.


How to slow down a Tasmanian Devil.

[Karibou]

Somebody should have told the boys that Libby is Jewish before they decided to turn her into a Christmas tree, trimmed with caution tape.

[Molten]

Lesson learned. This is why you don't whistle while you work.

[Billfred]

Now that most of us are through our post-Christmas comas, let's go!

But before I do: man, you guys made it hard this week! :P

First place goes to:

Don't be fooled by the picture. This wasn't an attempt to restrict Libby, it is merely how we wind her up again.


Second place goes to:

Here we see a rare photo of Libby Kamen practicing to become the youngest escape artist.
She started out with toilet paper and hopes to move on to scotch tape.
A reported ask her how hard it was to escape from TP. She said "Well, it was triple ply."

Honorable mentions go to:

1) GaryVoshol
2) Karibou
3) IndySam
4) PAR_WIG1350
5) JaneYoung
6) Katie_UPS
7) jgw
8) S.P.A.M.er 17
9) EricS-Team180
10) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

You can make a Kamen stop waving, you can make a Kamen stop walking, you can make a Kamen stop moving, but you can't make a Kamen stop talking.


Which means the scores are:

Taylor 82
JaneYoung 81
GaryVoshol 66
EricH 65
rsisk 59
Katie_UPS 58
S.P.A.M.er 17 56
Joe G. 52
Ninja_Bait 48
DonRotolo 47
Karibou 45
Al Skierkiewicz 45
EricS-Team180 44
Wayne Doenges 44
Molten 40
rachelholladay 34
jgw 34
Bill_B 33
kstl99 28
dodar 28
IndySam 26
Aerosound 23
PAR_WIG1350 21
HedgeHogGal99 18
George1902 17
dlavery 17
Frenchie461 16
Travis Hoffman 14
SuperNerd256 13
akoscielski3 12
Rangel(kf7fdb) 12
DRAKE2751 8
Hallry 8
iPenguin 8
rtfgnow 6
Dr Theta 6
Q. Sheets 6
Andy Baker 5
Cody Burd 5
Chris is me 4
Colin P 4
LemmingBot 3
kramarczyk 3
BeltSanderRocks 3
Cynette 2
flameout 2
Flak-Bait 2
Nick Lawrence 2
O'Sancheski 2
stundt1 2
plnyyanks 2
Tyler Olds 2
Alex Cormier 1
msimon785 1
SparxProgrammer 1
GCentola 1
Barry Bonzack 1
robokiller 1
nitneylion452 1
~Cory~ 1
delsaner 1
Kyle A 1
CNettles11 1
Sam Drake 1

Onward!