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nitneylion452

05-04-2012 11:59

Re: Programming jokes

“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”

joe5joe7

09-04-2012 19:44

Re: Programming jokes

Safety adviser: "Programmer, you need to wear safety glasses when you're working on the robot!"

Me: *waves hand* "Oh it's all right, I'm wearing safety contacts"

Nikkocharger

09-04-2012 19:48

Re: Programming jokes

Is your robot over weight....
Yes...
Well take some code out...

RoboDesigners

09-04-2012 20:16

Re: Programming jokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitneylion452 (Post 1152504)

Could you explain this?

Sorry... Dropped off my radar. plnyyanks basically covered it... :)

Another one I think I may have seen in someone's sig:

Code:

float getRandom(){

  return 3;

}

plnyyanks

09-04-2012 22:33

Re: Programming jokes

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoboDesigners (Post 1156010)

Another one I think I may have seen in someone's sig:

Code:

float getRandom(){

  return 3;

}

...but I thought that RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

nitneylion452

10-04-2012 01:44

Re: Programming jokes

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance

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