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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #403

The trick to capturing wild Jaguars is the adhesive on the paper: It needs to have just the right stickiness, and a mild version of the mating scent (essence of electrical smoke) to attract them. (Small bits of aluminum chaff helps, too).

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The things robot inspectors see at regionals...

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The only time a jaguar has been right on target.

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The Jaguar is in timeout until it realizes that "motor direction opposite day" is not a fun practical joke to play in the middle of a quarter final.

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I think the magic smoke is really getting to the electrical guys

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Nobody move! If we stay perfectly still it can't see us... then it's just a matter of waiting for a CAN timeo- Oh! okay, we're good! At least it wasn't a stray Victor, they don't give up as easily.

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Once the magic smoke gets out of those jags... you might as well use them for target practice ^^

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Hey! you random guy who just walked in! Put this where we can find it while I look for the screws that just grew wings.

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This Jaguar does not know the first thing about camoflauge.

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It's a Jaguar on a backboard. Nothing to see here...

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(Not a new entry, just for kicks)
Nearly the end of a rousing round of "99 T I Jag-wars on the wall"
(/nanejfk)

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It might have been born a jaguar, but in its heart, it will always just want to be a spider.

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As close to a moment of reflection as a Jaguar will ever get.

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Here we go!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Jane: This caption contest is giving me a headache.

Backboard: Tell me about it. At least you don't have a Jag stuck on you who thinks it's a basketball.

Jag: And the crowd roars, "Cut the nets! Cut the nets!"

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricS-Team180

New for FRC 2012! The Jag D@^#-i-tall training target! Your drive team will line up and make the shot every time.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) S.P.A.M.er 17
2) SuperNerd256
3) rsisk
4) Brandon_L
5) DonRotolo
6) PAR_WIG1350
7) FRC4ME
8) rachelholladay
9) GaryVoshol
10) akoscielski3
11) EricH
12) dodar

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor

Does this fall under <G-10> - I can't find a definition for "grasp, grapple, or attach"?
Quick! Somebody find a reasonably astute observer!

[NPOE] Too soon? [/NPOE]

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Taylor        127

JaneYoung        124

EricH        122

rsisk        105

GaryVoshol        98

DonRotolo        89

Ninja_Bait        80

S.P.A.M.er 17        75

Al Skierkiewicz        69

EricS-Team180        68

Katie_UPS        66

Wayne Doenges        66

Karibou        55

rachelholladay        55

dodar        53

Joe G.        52

Molten        51

jgw        51

Bill_B        43

Aerosound        41

PAR_WIG1350        36

SuperNerd256        36

IndySam        29

kstl99        28

dlavery        27

akoscielski3        24

Hallry        20

nitneylion452        19

HedgeHogGal99        18

George1902        17

Frenchie461        16

Travis Hoffman        14

Rangel(kf7fdb)        12

Dr Theta        12

FRC4ME        9

DRAKE2751        8

iPenguin        8

rtfgnow        6

Josh Drake        6

Colin P        6

Q. Sheets        6

Cody Burd        6

cgmv123        6

Andy Baker        5

Chris is me        4

LemmingBot        3

kramarczyk        3

Flak-Bait        3

stundt1        3

BeltSanderRocks        3

CNettles11        3

Cynette        2

flameout        2

Nick Lawrence        2

O'Sancheski        2

Brandon_L        2

Alex Cormier        2

plnyyanks        2

Tyler Olds        2

Peck        2

msimon785        1

SparxProgrammer        1

GCentola        1

Barry Bonzack        1

robokiller        1

~Cory~        1

delsaner        1

Kyle A        1

Sam Drake        1

Littleswimmer14        1

P. Fuller        1

Grim Tuesday        1

Mr. Pockets        1

Jeff Rodriguez        1

mesamb1        1

jdh042397        1

Peter Matteson        1

popnbrown        1

gracie.        1

Onward!