CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #419
 

It's still Sunday!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/12219

(Keep it clean on this one, m'kay?)

As usual, the deadline is Saturday at midnight Eastern. Catch me at IRI, and I'll take your entry in person too.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #419
 

He aced the interview, but then the recruiter found this.

Kids, be careful what you post!

[NPOE]reserve the right to hand in a new caption at IRI[/NPOE]

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They don't make an SPF high enough to protect a pair of redheads in this situation.

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[NPOE]You're asking a lot, Billfred, but I'm feeling brave.[/NPOE]
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The 3rd member of the trio was off fetching a tart for them to snack on. The alliance that eventually formed was fierce as bears.

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AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! THE REFLECTION OFF THEIR PASTY SKIN IS BLINDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[npoe] No offence intended to anyone. As a Seattleite, I'm pretty pasty myself. [/npoe]

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In the end, someone said that they were hurting their chances by already having their shirts off so they put them back on and attached signs to their backs as well.

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No - the wires! I SAID TO STRIP THE WIRES!!!

As an aside, the fellow on the left ended up working at the local bakery. Yup. He's a Ginger Bread Man.

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Ultimately, they found they got much better results with different tactics and a revised sign.

"Will stop stripping and get dressed for an alliance"

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Chick repellent.

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If they stand out in the sun any longer, their skin will have a painful stint on the red alliance.

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This was just the kind of situation that the new dress code was formulated to address. Think of what the glare from pasty white bodies could have done in a game with a vision camera!

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The only team that wanted them was the rookie all-female team, but they weren't in the top 8. They regretfully decided not to try again next year.

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Is this why we were not invited back to Epcot ever again?!?

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At a recent Hogwarts party Ron Weasly tried to create better suits for himself and his brother. With his broken wand, it didn't turn out like he planned

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da Bares! :)