CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435
 

Yo dawg I heard you like caption contests...

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/38112

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435
 

safty 101: don't stick your arm between two wheels on an active robot.
safty 102: don't mess with an active robot when a guy is walking up behind you.
middle school safety class: don't touch the robot when that light is on.

three strikes in one act and he is about to pay for it.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435
 

Last known photo of Gregor, right before the robot's auto load routine kicked in.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435
 

Man, he went balled before leaving high school. So sad...

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Where the heck is the other ball. I swear I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435
 

[npoe] If I remember correctly I am not aloud to submit a Caption if I commented on the picture or if I am in the Photo, what about if all that's in the photo is my leg because of the camera man was just to the right? If I can, here is my caption [/npoe]

Uhhh Guysss?! The robot's eating the ball again!!
BAD ROBOT BAD BAD!!!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435
 

Gregor put his thinking cap on and really got into the game.

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You really don't want to fool with 907's robot. Nobody in this picture has all his body parts. Disconnected torsos, legs, arms - Gregor was lucky to only be missing half an arm and part of a leg.

You have been warned.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435
 

Gregor's face looked completely emotionless when he realized he accidentally spilled his lunch all over the robot. The real reason why there's no food/drink allowed on the field.

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Overheard a scant two minutes later: "Someone tell the robot that Gregor in the high goal in automode is a red card, not an instant win. And yes, it does have to use its vision--he does NOT look like a basketball!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435
 

The refs actually bought his argument that he was a game piece. The replacement refs, that is. The regular refs were quick to expel him from the field.

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The team was later disqualified once the referees noticed they were using human-guided game pieces...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435
 

Always resourceful, Gregor retrieves his mid-morning Krispy Kreme from it's hidden location.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435
 

Team 907 was having a tough time as their shooter was not working at all.
In a clever attempt to correct that, they put Gregor on the robot disguised as a basketball as seen here. Suddenly, the robot was scoring baskets with ease.
However, trouble started when the opposing teams requested a re-inspection of 907's robot. It got through the sizing test fine, but then came the weight on the scale. Game over for that plan.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #435
 

Robot: "Stop it, that tickles."