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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #442

Live from New York! (No, really!)

The scores from the last round are on hold until I can get to a computer other than my iPad.

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/37986

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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Andy: $3000 in free merchandise if you let it go? $4000? $10000? $50000? That's 1000 Talons or 190 SuperShifters! Free shipping!

Inspectors: Could you excuse us for a minute? [walk away]

Mary: I hope you know what you're doing. That's a lot to give away and you already have to donate [redacted amount] of [redacted] for next year's game.

Andy: Relax. What's the worst that could happen?

Dean Kamen: [walks up with Inspectors] What's this I hear about trying to bribe a ref?

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Purple is as purple does...

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The students and parents in the row above are oblivious to the "illegal robot" discussion going on below. All except Grandma - she's on the phone to the "lawyer-the-rules" hotline.

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Andy, if you want to use purple pneumatic air tanks, don't buy them from your own company white and paint them purple. Instead, buy them purple. If anyone has the power to do that, it is you.

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Mary to the guys: No matter how much you want it to, the Hopak Dance is just not going to catch on in FIRST.

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Mary: Lookie here, Baker. You told me you wouldn't get in any more caption contests. And, just like everything else, you've dragged me into it with you! What next, you're going to tell me Rachel has become an Internet meme?

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So, Mr. Baker, you know all those times you told us that our robots were illegal because of some minor infraction? Well... guess whose robot is illegal today.

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LRI"s: Sir, your robot is illegal.
Andy: No problem, we'll swap out those tanks in no time. Just let me get my wife to go and pickup the replacements.
Mary: Me??? Think again!!!

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Voiceover: Well folks, the LRI's agree with Andy; they're calling a "Delay of Game"

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Hey guys, lets all stand around Andy and scare him when he wakes up from his power nap.

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Inspectors: Careful Mary, your face is going to freeze like that.

Andy: Funny... I've seen that face a lot since we've been married.

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New entry:

In view of Andy Baker's awesomeness, it was decided that only the best and brightest LRIs should go to tell him that his robot was illegal. As backup, they convinced his wife to come as a shield.

Turns out, Andy Baker is so graciously professional, they could have just sent the newest inspector in the building. Shocking!

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We talked to Al and he said we could come over talk to you about the purple tanks ourselves.

(Yeah, it really happened that way!)

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All of the 2013 tanks from AndyMark will be purple. Every tenth one will be purple tie-dye.

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Not only did Andy's team not get penalized, for their tanks, but he convinced them that the tanks weren't purple.

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(new entry)
Andy Baker being told he has just lost the arm-crossing contest.

...and Mary's reaction.

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It's still Sunday!

First, the scores after contest #441 (so I can say I posted them):

Code:

Taylor        95

JaneYoung        83

rsisk        73

Wayne Doenges        66

GaryVoshol        53

rachelholladay        52

iPenguin        48

cgmv123        47

Al Skierkiewicz        46

EricS-Team180        46

DonRotolo        43

Aidan S.        42

EricH        42

Jim Wilks        41

dodar        32

Peck        32

akoscielski3        31

PAR_WIG1350        29

dictionaria13        29

Karibou        27

SuperNerd256        18

skimoose        16

Andy Baker        14

Bill_B        8

Barry Bonzack        7

Danny Diaz        5

Cuog        5

JosephC        5

Joe G.        4

Gregor        4

J.Warsoff        4

Tottanka        3

Travis Hoffman        3

Kyle A        3

Ninja_Bait        2

Nick Lawrence        2

kramarczyk        2

Littleboy        2

Boe        2

Rangel(kf7fdb)        2

O'Sancheski        1

Dsisk        1

Dchandler        1

Dr Theta        1

IndySam        1

Now, on to this week!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneYoung

Inspectors: Careful Mary, your face is going to freeze like that.

Andy: Funny... I've seen that face a lot since we've been married.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricH

In view of Andy Baker's awesomeness, it was decided that only the best and brightest LRIs should go to tell him that his robot was illegal. As backup, they convinced his wife to come as a shield.

Turns out, Andy Baker is so graciously professional, they could have just sent the newest inspector in the building. Shocking!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) cgmv123
2) DonRotolo
3) Taylor
4) dodar
5) Al Skierkiewicz
6) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Littleboy

Andy, if you want to use purple pneumatic air tanks, don't buy them from your own company white and paint them purple. Instead, buy them purple. If anyone has the power to do that, it is you.

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Taylor        97

JaneYoung        93

rsisk        75

Wayne Doenges        67

GaryVoshol        54

rachelholladay        53

cgmv123        49

Al Skierkiewicz        48

iPenguin        48

EricS-Team180        47

EricH        47

DonRotolo        45

Aidan S.        42

Jim Wilks        42

dodar        34

Peck        32

akoscielski3        31

PAR_WIG1350        29

dictionaria13        29

Karibou        27

SuperNerd256        18

skimoose        16

Andy Baker        14

Bill_B        8

Barry Bonzack        7

Danny Diaz        5

Cuog        5

Littleboy        5

JosephC        5

Joe G.        4

Gregor        4

J.Warsoff        4

Tottanka        3

Travis Hoffman        3

Kyle A        3

Ninja_Bait        2

Nick Lawrence        2

kramarczyk        2

Boe        2

Rangel(kf7fdb)        2

O'Sancheski        1

Dsisk        1

Dchandler        1

Dr Theta        1

IndySam        1

Onward!

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"3 guesses who is Andy."
after 3 guesses "you actually didn't succeed... and you were watching us since I walked up"

Edit:wow, talk about delayed post...

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There is a really funny back story to this picture. Ask about it when you see me, Jeff Pahl or Chris Paulik.