CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470
 

It's still Monday!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/17566

As usual, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470
 

"...So you see, the left hand controls the right hand, which controls the left foot, which controls the right foot, which controls the head, and that's what it's all about..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470
 

Puppeteering: now comes in drive coach!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470
 

Control gloves seemed like such a good idea until the teams high-fived each other and the robot went nuts on the field.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470
 

You guys stink at using these new glove controllers. Here, let me plug them in and show you how to use them.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470
 

He'll have to suffice with just the gloves. The rest of his suit is at the cleaners.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470
 

There once was a boy from 'round here
Who used gloves on his hands to steer
Til once he did clap
And his 'bot did collapse
And now all he can do is cheer.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470
 

"And when the overenthusiastic Safety Advisor tells us we have to wear gloves, I'm all set."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470
 

Johnny Cochran coaches FRC. "If the glove doesn't fit, go back to sticks."

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Here we see a student explaining the workings of the robot controlling glove. Little did he know that someone left the robot on and it was dismantling their pits.
They won the Engineering award but totally lost the safety award.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470
 

Student: "And when I go like this...we stack the crate"
Judge: "You actually stack a crate? I've never seen anybody actually stack a crate this year."
Student: "You're right...I just make it look like I do something for this award while our driver just drives around smashing into crates and knocking down stacks and tries to get on top of the ramp at the end."

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"No, no - the gloves are just to cover up the ugy scars the cyborg conversion left. And if you just ate lunch, don't look where the wires go into the back of my head..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470
 

Here we see the true origin of the famous phrase

It's all in the wrist action

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You wanna know how I got these gloves?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #470
 

Alright, alright, here we go!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) cgmv123
2) EricH
3) Joe G.
4) DonRotolo
5) rsisk

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!