CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #471
 

Happy Week of IRI, everyone!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/34166

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight Eastern. I'll be at IRI this week volunteering; if you see me, feel free to submit your entry in person. :)

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #471
 

Announcer: Now selling pizza, 8 slices for $5.

Guy from 980: :ahh:

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Don't mess with Texas.

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Shoot a rover to Mars? All in a day's work for JPL guy...

Sink two super cells from 35ft? Now he is impressed...

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Person 1: "148 just sunk 2 super cells from 35 feet!"
Person 2: "I tell you, this game is Lunacy!"

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There once was a team from Down South,
Whose on-field performance stood out.
To know where they are,
Don't look very far,
Simply find the sea of open mouths.

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Open mouths: "Is Paul really gonna kiss that pig?"

Mike thinks, smirking: "Yeah, better him than me."

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These guys only saw Las Guerrillas' robot from 2010 a year in advance. Due to the mysteries of glimpses into the future, however, and marveling at the technology used to open the wormhole, they forgot all about it within 4.7 seconds.

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What? Dave quit the GDC? NOOOooooo :ahh:

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Dean Kamen announced today "I don't have any more homework for you..."

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A water game!

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Student on right: Did you see that?
Mark: I did because I just did it.
Student: Yes, you just threw both cells in your own trailer.
Mark: WHAT?!?!

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The cells flew and missed the field's floor,
RoboWranglers were the ones to adore.
The audience was stunned and stared to the score,
Mouths and eyes were open 'till sore,
But that was the end to the supercell war,
And Lunacy was played, nevermore.

(Origin of rhyme scheme.)

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And for 2014...no bag/ship date...

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Alright, alright, it's still Monday and I think I've recovered enough from IRI.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) bardd
2) dodar
3) Taylor
4) Don Wright
5) Jim Wilks

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!