CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481
 

Time to do it before someone tells me to take a hike!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/15380

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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Why is everyone ignoring me? I only have the second-coolest hat at the event!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481
 

Ok, what did they do to my hat?

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Robotics is a great backup career in case the degree in fashion design doesn't work out

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481
 

Have you heard that joke about how the devil horns hold up the halo?

So has he.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481
 

Those guys that use aluminum foil are just fooling themselves. This is the only way to keep the alien mind beasts from getting into your head.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481
 

And the coolest team hat award goes to 481. Please come on up so we can attach this button recognizing your award.

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FRC Team 481 puts a new spin on the age old Ring Toss game.

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This is my driving hat. I use it to draw the attention of opponent drivers. I have never lost a match.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481
 

Meanwhile, on a stage far away, Lady Gaga desperately searches for her missing hat prop!

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OK, I guess that coach badge is prominently displayed. I just wish there were a few less other prominently displayed items.

[npoe]I have wished for a number of years that there was some standard for where driver and coach badges had to be attached. Alas, despite excruciating detail on bumper numbers, no such luck for badges.[/npoe]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481
 

Grab life by the buttons.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481
 

Oh. When you said Jason was horny, I thought you meant...

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In this picture, we can see a creature known as a "Drive Coach".
There are many species of "Drive Coach", but this one, is by far, one of the rarest kinds, and is, in fact, an endangered species.
It's scientific name, "Cornua Multis Repelle Raeda", meaning "Multi-Horned Drive Coach", is self explanatory. It uses it's horns for battle, by drawing the attention of rival drivers, thus confusing them.
The Multi-Horned shines it's horns by brushing them against button-trees. In the picture, you can still see some button-tree leaves stuck between it's horns.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481
 

[New Entry]
There once was a student named Matt
Who had a most unusual hat
Every Regional he'd go
Buttons people would throw
And that's all I have to say about that

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #481
 

Every team needs a good jester.

And if you are not good, at least have a good hat.

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If I start running the right direction, I guess it could be Sunday somewhere!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Pault
2) Jay H 237
3) GaryVoshol
4) Taylor
5) DonRotolo
6) Jim Wilks

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!