'Twas the Night Before Ship Day
 

'Twas the night before ship day,
And all through the shop,
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even


-- Naah, they'll never believe that. Nevermind. Nothing to see here. Keep on moving.

Re: 'Twas the Night Before Ship Day
 

OP made me burst out laughing in a study hall. Thanks man!

Re: 'Twas the Night Before Ship Day
 

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Because the software engineers don't get to do their real work until the Robot is halfway to Mars.

The Jaguars were aligned,
on plywood with care.
Pneumatics connected,
but without any air.

Re: 'Twas the Night Before Ship Day
 

Very nice, wasn't even thinking about a computer mouse

The cRIO was nestled,
all snug in its bed,
While visions of Einstein,
danc'd in its head

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'Twas the Night before ship day,
and all through the shop,
there lay discarded hand tools
and empty cans of pop.

The great bag was empty,
on the ground full of air,
in the hopes that a robot
soon would be there.

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No if the mouse isn't working hard on B&T Day we kick it out of the shop.