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PAR_WIG1350 14-03-2014 02:30

Sentient Pedestals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PayneTrain (Post 1357935)
<REDACTED>Using this idea here where you spend 32% of matches waiting for the trashcan to glow, you are spending $1600 to stare at a translucent white trashcan and not go insane thinking about the action you are performing.

<REDACTED>I wasn't actually counting but I did turn around and politely asked the trashcan "WHY IN GOD'S NAME AREN'T YOU LIGHTING UP" twice before it actually lit. That was 15 seconds of match time, or 1% of total match time granted. Still, that's paying $50 for one team to watch a trashcan illuminate itself in one match. The object itself had to cost no more than $50 to even make. It's stunning, to say the least.

"I think that one was about to say 'I love you.' They ARE sentient, of course. We just have a LOT of them." - GLaDOS

You aren't going crazy, the pedestal is watching you, judging you, and silently laughing as it makes you wait.

What do they want from us? (reply with your theories)

JosephC 14-03-2014 06:01

Re: Sentient Pedestals
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PAR_WIG1350 (Post 1358783)
What do they want from us? (reply with your theories)

They secretly despise their shower cap and want to fulfill their life of being filled with Trash.

Invictus3593 14-03-2014 09:04

Re: Sentient Pedestals
 
Quote:

They secretly despise their shower cap and want to fulfill their life of being filled with Trash.
:D

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