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Briansmithtown 21-05-2014 16:40
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
I don't know whats more controversial, team 118's robot from 2013, or "Bad" calls the reffs made...

caboosev11 21-05-2014 18:17
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
One day, I was in yellowstone national park. One hike I was going to do was up a mountain. Shortly before I begin the hike I said
"This will be my ultimate ascent."

One day, while playing basketball, I threw the ball towards the net but it bounced off the backboard and said
"See how the rebound rumbled the backboard?"

One day, I was talking with engineering newbies. We were working too slowly, and so I say
"We must breakaway from the inefficiency."
None of them got it.

Christopher149 21-05-2014 23:00
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
Do those belong in the jokes thread or the quotes thread? It's lunacy to think no one would get it; perhaps they just need an aerial assist to find out how great FIRST is.

Briansmithtown 23-05-2014 09:18
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
Why does school have to get in the way of more important things like FIRST? When would we ever need to know about the stuff there teaching in here?

Briansmithtown 24-05-2014 22:37
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
rather I'm on the brink of insanity, or I have a great idea!

asid61 14-06-2014 01:20
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
... and then, at the end of the six weeks, Dean Kamen emerges from his man cave. If he sees his shadow, he gets tired and goes back to bed and we have one more week of build!







I hope.

Briansmithtown 17-06-2014 01:37
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by asid61 (Post 1389816)
... and then, at the end of the six weeks, Dean Kamen emerges from his man cave. If he sees his shadow, he gets tired and goes back to bed and we have one more week of build!







I hope.

Why cant north dumpling island produce enough energy to light up his bedroom!

Arefin Bari 17-06-2014 09:27
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
I stole 1114's 2008 robot and saran wrapped Andy Baker's trailer. Do those count?

techtiger1 17-06-2014 10:36
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
I'm pretty sure Karthik still secretly believes that's why they lost IRI that year.

Briansmithtown 30-06-2014 17:33
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
wanna see your hole robot blow up in smoke? #roboRiomeetsmetalshavings

BBray_T1296 30-06-2014 23:48
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
XKCD Comic



The Eye of Axis is always targeting


Another comic from somewhere

dmaciel10123 01-07-2014 11:51
Quote:
Originally Posted by EricH (Post 1376780)
The classic one:

Team sends unsuspecting freshman to Pit Admin to ask if someone has a tool. Tools for this particular joke include:
--Left-handed (any tool here)
--Metric crescent wrench
--Non-ferrous magnet
--FLUX Capacitor
--Aluminum PVC
--any random item that seems to fit (including an announcement of having just lost the game--Ooops, BTW, I just lost the game)


For this year, several people have accidentally (and truthfully) called it "Aerial Assault" due to the heavy defense.
I asked a freshman to get me a "hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive" and a sonic screwdriver and she went looking for both.

The Doctor 18-03-2015 10:36
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
"Excuse me, I'm looking for some spare parts."

"What kind?"

"Well... we need a new robot."

BumperQueen 18-03-2015 20:47
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
1 Attachment(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Richie_Richter (Post 1377132)
PIT ADMIN: Team xxxx is in need of a pneumatic programming wrench.
My team just started laughing.
Our pneumatics guys decided to make a pneumatic programming wrench that actually does things.

The other Gabe 19-03-2015 11:43
Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pabeekm (Post 1375733)
I want robotics season to be over so I can finally take a break... but we're going to worlds.

FIRST Worlds problems.
First world of FIRST problems


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