Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 

No. I didn't get any jokes at all from what I remember. So far this thread's had more success. By the way, I just meant to add to yours.

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 

Here's a couple that probably stink:


I don't like broken transmissions. It just grinds my gears.

Why do some people say previous games are child's play? Because you could use Fischer Price motors.

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 

Those ar pretty good

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The robot inspector says "Sorry, but faster than light particles are not allowed on FRC Robots."
A robot with tachyon drive arrives at the robot inspection station.

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If I've heard this joke once this season about vacuum bots during awards I've heard it 6 times.

Team XXXX has come up with a robot this year that really sucks.

If you didn't know Billfred is the king of puns. I can't even begin to describe how many we hear every day.

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Ariel is unamused.

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A robot using room temperature superconductors is brought over for inspection, but the inspector is not sure if superconductors are allowed.

The robot leaves without resistance.

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The classic one:

Team sends unsuspecting freshman to Pit Admin to ask if someone has a tool. Tools for this particular joke include:
--Left-handed (any tool here)
--Metric crescent wrench
--Non-ferrous magnet
--FLUX Capacitor
--Aluminum PVC
--any random item that seems to fit (including an announcement of having just lost the game--Ooops, BTW, I just lost the game)


For this year, several people have accidentally (and truthfully) called it "Aerial Assault" due to the heavy defense.

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 

One that happened this year when being inspected:
Inspector: "Do you have anything illegal on your robot?"
Team member: "Just the pot"
Luckily the inspector got the joke.

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Our team is willing to provide a few neutrinos to any team that needs them. There is no charge.

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This year somone on our team requested additional pylons at the Eastern Washington University District Event. A few years back someone asked for a flux capacitor and we handed them a ball of wires held together with duct tape. We then asked for an angle trisector and received four pieces of plywood held together with a bolt.

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 

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FIRST of all, do puns count? If they do then I'll ASSIST the thread with some puns I TRUSS that you all will CATCH on to them Else I'll make a programming joke within;

OK down to some moderately cheesy jokes:

What do you call a tie match that will be decided on who makes the truss?
A TOSS UP

Wanna hear a joke about assisting?
I'll pass

First never really took off until Dean Kamen

Wanna hear a joke about motors?
as long as its CIM-ple

pshhhhhhhhhhhhhh pneumatics

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PIT ADMIN: Team xxxx is in need of a pneumatic programming wrench.
My team just started laughing.

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 

Another one:

(Billy Joel) Its always been a matter of truss!