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EricH 21-04-2014 19:57

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Schreiber (Post 1377322)
3 Robots drove into the bar, the last one was shorter than 14" and went under it.

...and then proceeded to Attack the nearest Stack.






4 robots drove into a bar. They ended up stuck off the floor.

Christopher149 21-04-2014 22:00

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EricH (Post 1377490)
4 robots drove into a bar. They ended up stuck off the floor.

The fifth climbs higher, and the sixth keeps shooting cycles.

vladtheimpaled 22-04-2014 11:29

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
How about when you ask Dean for an autograph at the NYC regional and he screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Then he's just like JK LOL.:)

Briansmithtown 22-04-2014 13:41

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
Yeah... At NYC I asked Dean kamen for an autograph... serious face and all he yells "NO!" and a few seconds later he was like "ok" and took my drivers pin and commented on Libby Kamens autograph saying "Hmm i wonder who this is" Lol...

vladtheimpaled 22-04-2014 13:42

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that was hilarious

vladtheimpaled 23-04-2014 13:20

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
How about the fact that I just got an NI Parkway request when we're not in the finals and I didn't sign up for it.

Briansmithtown 23-04-2014 21:32

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
I saw this somewhere


"this is what happens when you let mechanical engineers deign a game!"

BBray_T1296 23-04-2014 21:56

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
FIRST pickup lines from this video

"Dang girl did the Cheesy Poofs build you, cuz you look perfect"
"The way you talk to those judges, you're my Engineering Inspiration"
"On a scale from 1 to 10, I'd rate you a 67"
"Like one of Dean Kamen's speeches, we could go all night long... making robots (what else would we do?)"
"I've been scouting you out, and I think we'd make great alliance partners"

Briansmithtown 24-04-2014 17:29

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
Not everyone wins a regional... if your against a Canadian team, good luck!

vladtheimpaled 24-04-2014 19:42

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
Does it mean I'm addicted if I have the urge to yell Robot in the middle of a crowded hallway?

BabyUnicorn 24-04-2014 21:44

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
Why was the robot angry?
Because someone kept pushing his buttons

Where does a robot go on holiday?
Wireland

Exla357 24-04-2014 22:15

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Briansmithtown (Post 1377325)
Five robots drive into a bar

And then the autonomous period ends. And the sixth robot still doesn't do anything because it was programming's fault. :D

Briansmithtown 25-04-2014 02:01

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
Something mechanical breaks "(programmers name) FIX THE CODE!"

Zuelu562 25-04-2014 10:38

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
"How often do you have safety meetings?"
*blank stare*

Briansmithtown 25-04-2014 12:21

Re: Any good FIRST jokes?
 
I strongly believe the GDC was encouraged by Miley Cyrus for this years game…


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