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Well, since I haven't seen this anywhere else - sending one of the freshmen to find a 'wireless cable'...
We had one guy searching for 40 minutes, before someone took pity on him.

Also, as said by CAD teams everywhere, 'We'll be done by the end of the week'

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Its not if kids or interested in the program, its if they can handle all the crazy kids in the program

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Water game

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV8thPqCkQ4



This video is pretty funny

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Do pickup lines count? I've got one!

Are you a gracious team with a highly ranked robot?
Because I'd pick you ;)

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - that's a hardware problem!

Also:
Pessimists see the glass as half empty.
Optimists see the glass as half full.
But engineers know that the glass is 2x larger than it needs to be.

The creativity award is sponsored by Xerox.
Xerox makes copiers

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Look into the history of Xerox. Specifically PARC. You'll understand why it's fitting.

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Be wary of dyslexic robots. They usually have at least one bad trap.

Several fonts walk into the snack bar at Championships. The server says "Get out of here, We don't serve your type here."

Did you hear about the new e-reader? Reader’s Digest and 
Amazon created software that will condense books when you download them. It’s called the Dwindle.

A judge walks into a teams pit area and asks a student what technology has done for them. The student answers, "Technology has certainly simplified and shortened my life."

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Robotics kids can party… when its like 11:30 at night, and there's music involved, we start becoming crazy

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Please, any well-written Lightbulb class would have an "off" method.

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Did you hear the one about the field management system that got married to a DAP-1522 Wireless bridge? The wedding was just so so. But the reception was great.

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Our robot is overweight, I guess we will have to take out our autonomous.

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Programmer says autonomous will work 100% perfectly... robot slams into wall, and ball is shot out of the field

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... Great way to clear the room of all mechanicals and all but the boldest electricals...

...who will all emerge from hiding to laugh when the autonomous fails.