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Two FRC robots drive into Sparkfun. The Arduino-powered kegerator says, "We don't serve glorified R/C cars here."

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All of our students got in trouble at the competition. The resisted a rest.

Our robot has not yet returned for the competition. It must be standing out somewhere in the crate. So if anyone asks, tell them our robot is out standing.

Did you know that NASA recently discovered that earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.

I considered volunteering to help clean up after the closing ceremonies in St Louis, but there was too much paperwork.

Our team has several old batteries to get rid of after the season if anyone has a use for them. They are free of charge.

I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

I had a joke about our robot, but it needs work.

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Robot puns are robot.

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I was judging for an FLL competition, and the fire alarms went off... there was snow on the ground, around 8-9 in the morning, and we were just about ready for our first group of kids... I still don't understand how these kids had all that energy...

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This year's game was really rough. I saw one robot lose its entire left side in one competition. It's all right now.

Be careful in St Louis. I understand they had a kidnapping. Fortunately he woke up before he missed any important matches.

Our team is considering having a bird as their mascot. The Vel-Crow.

Some of teams were trying to catch up on homework on their flights back from worlds. That is one way for FIRST to promote higher education.

I had a few jokes about the illness and germs at some of the competitions, but I don't want to spread them around.

I dreamt that we finally had a water game. It was quite an oar deal.

There were several sick robots at this years game. They could not stop throwing up.

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It'll work, I did the math ::ouch::

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At the Andymark booth at championships you got a pair of safty glasses if you told a good joke. I was told that I won with this joke: Lunacy.

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I thought they wanted a good joke.

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Just like we wanted a good game

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We tried to get clear aluminum, but it was on back order. They said it would be until 2231

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Our team got sponsored by a company that works with plutonium. It's safe to say our bot is out of this world.

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The Robodawgs are a great team that does not get enough respect. I hear people say they are two gross.

Old robots never die. They just lose their functions.

Or team does not like negative numbers. We will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Some students do not get things right away. As a Mentor it sometimes feels like if I have told them N times, I've told them N+1 times.

Why did the robot cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side.

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I saw this in another post, and this has to be a joke http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5269527.html

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I'm pretty sure that's real. :0 HuffPost is pretty reliable.

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that is a lot of stuff to write for a joke? It's common knowledge a joke never exceeds a 2.5 paragraphs?