CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #523
 

Here goes!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/40247

As always, the deadline is nominally Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #523
 

Hitting the blue alliance with a red shell might work... for a little while. Then they launch the BLUE SHELL (here seen in "ready to load up" position)!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #523
 

Here we see a Newtonian moment captured in a photograph. Just moments after this picture was taken, that red orb did fall into their heads and so they learned of gravity.

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The field reset volunteers made up their own catch rules.

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Throw it back!

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Here we see the rare species known as Sphericus Catchcillia in its natural environment, the Red Zone. Sightings of these beasts are rare as they move so fast it is difficult to see with the unaided eye.

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10 points for Gryffindor.

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Improved volunteer training would have prevented that ball from being thrown onto the field behind the alliance's back...

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Here we see world cup inspiration, as the human player throws the ball back into the field of play.

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High or low, red or blue,
when you play, you must stay true.
Robots drive, and aim and shoot,
all striving to earn some loot.
In auto mode, finesse is key,
if you want that victory!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #523
 

Look! In the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's Aerial Assist!

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Tim Howard could've saved that.

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Watch Out for the FFO! (Fast Flying Object)

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If a FIELD ATTENDANT hits a BALL scored in a HIGH GOAL back over the HIGH GOAL and subsequently over the TRUSS, without contacting the ARENA carpet, the MATCH is over and neither ALLIANCE wins because they both have no hope of competing with someone that awesome.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #523
 

New entry (I still have time, right?):

Photo just a split=second before the giant red egg inundated the blue alliance in a wave of protein-rich goo. The bird itself flew through the roof and got away.

Got more egg than the pan can handle, yo.

[NPOE]I noticed there is a huge Pioneers banner up there...but they got the colors all wrong! ;) [/NPOE]