Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

This is a robotized version of a thread I saw on a different forum a while back titled "Defeat the SUP3R HAX0R!"

I am EVIL DEAN KAMEN! And I am here to destroy everything FIRST stands for and everything you hold dear as members of your precious "FRC". I will not stop until I am defeated, and even then, I will persist and continue enforcing my will beyond death in order to destroy the accursed FIRST once and for all.

Here's how the game works:
I, EVIL DEAN KAMEN, start out with 100,000 HP. You, as loyal members of FRC, must try to stop me using whatever pitiful attacks and weapons you might have laying around in your mechanical shop. Every few attacks, I (as EVIL DEAN KAMEN), will retaliate with an assortment of anti-FRC attacks. I will keep a running counter of my current health and, once my health reachs 0, I will be defeated, at which point the game will restart.
Be warned that since I am the embodiment of DEAN KAMEN, only EVIL, I have all of DEAN KAMEN'S, godlike powers, and will not hesitate to use them in order to destroy FIRST for good.
Also, once an attack has been used once, it cannot be used again for the duration of the game.
Let the battle..
BEGIN!

EVIL DEAN KAMEN HEALTH: 100,000 HP

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I would hit Evil Dean Kamen with a pool noodle... i mean "litter".

Is that how this works? Who decides how much damage is done?

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Chute door

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3d printed green lantern ring :D

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Yes, chute door

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Goat

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Hoo boy... here we go...

Mastachyra hits EVIL DEAN KAMEN with some litter!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is mildly disgusted by your choice of attack. -25 HP!

efoote868 and Taylor use Chute Door!
It's super effective! -1000 HP!

MARS_James throws a 3D printed Green Lantern Ring at EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
It harmlessly bounces off EVIL DEAN KAMEN'S armor made from the bones of robots past.

MattRain summons a Goat!
Goat uses "BAAA"!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is confused by Goat!
HE now has a chance to take extra damage next round!

Current HP:98,975
Status: Confused

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ONE Aerial Assist robot, assisted by ONE ball from said game!

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An Ultimate Ascent robot bombards Dean from afar with a flurry of frisbees.

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A 2013 week zero event; 40 frisbees to the face from human players who've been practicing for 6 weeks.

Can we re-use attacks? If so chute door

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Yes, chute door.

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It confused Evil Dean Kamen so much he doesn't know his current health... Silly Evil Dean Kamen.

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Corndogs?

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The laser from our harbor freight jig saw shines into EVIL DEAN KAMEN's eyes.

Side note: It's interesting that EDK could be killed by 4000 hits from a pool noodle. You can annoy him to death, i guess.