Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

On your mark, get set, FIGHT!

bobjones227 runs EVIL DEAN KAMEN over with a segway!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is blinded and so doesn't see the segway coming at him!
-100 HP!

thatprogrammer shows EVIL DEAN KAMEN a video of a Lunacy match!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is driven temporarily insane!

Jacob Bendicksen runs EVIL DEAN KAMEN through Woodie Flower's Ice Bucket Zipline!
The raw power of Woodie Flowers seeps into EVIL DEAN KAMEN, dealing a lot of damage!
-500 HP!

Travis Hoffman hacks the 2012 Einstein Division and blames it on EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is momentarily saddened, but quickly gets over it once he realizes the blame is B.S.

mlantry drop a robot from the third rung onto EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
-150 HP!

tStano detonates seven unprotected clippard tanks at EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is scorched by the intense explosion, inflicing extra damage!
-450 HP!

daniel12997 lobs 40 pounds worth of solid steel at EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
-80 HP!

3175student17 launches several bowling balls at EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is blinded, so he doesn't avoid any of them!
-200 HP!

DarkRune traps EVIL DEAN KAMEN in Tetras and unloads a pile of Super Cells on top of HIM!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is unable to move, causing him to take increased damage!
-400 HP!

Taylor summons a Grue to attack EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN doesn't see the Grue coming!
-200 HP!

mastachyra bags and tags EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN gets shipped to Worlds on accident!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN rampages upon being released, destroying the entire Newton division!

rtfgnow summons Beatty's 2002 robot to run over EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
A Critical Hit!
-200 HP!

Aren Siekmeier shoots EVIL DEAN KAMEN in the face with a soccer ball!
It's Super Effective!
-750 HP!

MattRain can't stop laughing!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN joins in laughing!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA...

Current HP:96,045
Status: Insane, Can't Stop Laughing

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I put dean in a tote, and zip tie it shut.

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*Throws the 2008 game piece at EDK, using a pumpkin catapult*

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I summon a horde of students, all obnoxiously screaming "ROBOT" as they charge through using a robot as a battering ram.

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I throw the tote containing EDK into the water game field

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I summon EJ who is doing the EJ shuffle to battle Evil Dean Kamen!

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EDK is caught in the pits by angry volunteers for not wearing safety glasses.

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And then EDK was cornered by Jess Boucher, Tom Wexler, and Marjie Jenkins, a force of Volunteer Coordinators, armed with their clipboards and colored pens, ready to organize anything in their way.

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Sorry Newton division... I'll try a different tactic: The power of LOVE!

I sit EDK down and tell him that I am ready to listen to him. There are thousands of high school students behind him, hoping he will change and become a second Good Dean Kamen. Be the Dean Kamen we know you can be!!!

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Can't stop, won't stop. FIGHT!

Owen Busler seals EVIL DEAN KAMEN inside a tote and wilful tosses the tote into a water game!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN take a small amount of drowning damage due to his constant laughter before freeing himself from the tote!
-100 HP!

thatprogrammer throws and Overdrive Trackball at EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
-50 HP!

pabeekm summons a horde of ROBOT-screaming students with a robotic battering ram to charge EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
It's Super Effective!
-1000 HP!

safiq10 summon EJ to shuffle at EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN kicks EJ across the Atlantic Ocean...

EVIL DEAN KAMEN gets harassed by angry volunteers for not wearing safety glasses in the pits!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN becomes enraged, but decides to put on a pair of safety glasses anyway.

Carolyn_Grace summons an army of Volunteer Coordinators to organize EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
But EVIL DEAN KAMEN'S heart of pure CHAOS is too much for the Coordinators!
The Coordinators run away!

mastachyra uses the Power of LOVE on EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN politely sits through mastachyra's talk, then gets up, turns around, and destroys the Galileo Division.

Current HP: 94,895 HP!
Status: None.

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Volunteer Coordinators never run away from chaos. FRC is pretty much chaos all the time. They return, but this time with their queuers. Billfred and KokoEd hit Evil Dean Kamen with THEIR clipboards.

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I'll spin Evil Dean Kamen around in one of the roller claws from Aerial Assist (ala 1114, 971, and many others), then shoot him out with a linear piston shooter.

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A student leaves the lathe key in the lathe chuck, while EDK is welding in the line of fire. The lathe is then turned on.

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a programmer decides to test an arm's actuation, while edk is examining the robot, without safety glasses

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Head referee awards a technical for playing with an uninspected robot. Decides it was egregious. Red card.