Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

I'll make EDK read all the game hint threads in the history of CD, and write an essay regarding the correlation to the real games.

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

EDK had an accident with the raw-materials rack, something about a pile of wood, aluminum, and PVC landing on him when he went to take a item out.

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

EDK asked Pit Admin for a Flux Capacitor, Pit Admin was not happy and put EDK in 33's 2014 robot and shot him across the field into the low goal.

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

Man, that's so unfair.


Burns Evil Dean Kamen with a Robo-RIO Made FLAMETHROWER! (With manual ignition)

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

I burn him with my welding equiptment!
(and I don't think that he's wearing a mask!)

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

Commands bomber squadron to release the army of goats on totes to land on EDK.

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, FIGHT!

mastachyra summons Recyclops!
Recyclops shoots recycled laser beams at EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
It's Super Effective!
-1000 HP!

EricH slams the shop's garage door down on EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
-200 HP!

thatprogrammer gives EVIL DEAN KAMEN! a glass of water!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN! drinks the water and regains some HP!
+500 HP!

Team3266Spencer fills EVIL DEAN KAMEN'S Watchdog Log Files with thousands of useless characters!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN get Pissed Off!

Tottanka forces EVIL DEAN KAMEN to write a comprehensive essay on the correlation of every game hint ever to the actual games!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN throws a tantrum, but eventually writes the essay!
Tottanka gives EVIL DEAN KAMEN an F on the essay!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN silently curses Tottanka behind his back!

EricH rigs the raw materials racks to collapse on EVIL DEAN KAMEN when he tries to take something off!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is buried underneath a huge pile of aluminium and PVC!
-500 HP!

EVIL DEAN KAMEN asks a Pit Admin for a Flux Capacitor!
The Pit Admin is not amused and shoots EVIL DEAN KAMEN across the field with Team 33's 2014 robot!
-300 HP!

Addison4300 and brynnanotbrenda tag-team to burn EVIL DEAN KAMEN with a welding torch attached to a roboRIO Flamethrower!
-1000 HP!
EVIL DEAN KAMEN is severely burned, inflicting more damage next round!

bobjones227 calls in a Tote-Goat airstrike on EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
Its Super Effective!
-1500 HP!

Current HP:87,944
Status: Pissed Off, Burned, Buried underneath a pile of Aluminum and PVC

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

EDK is cut up by ambitious robotics students who send him to get water jetted

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

summons enchanted diamond bladed buzz saw and goes at EDK.

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

EDK tries to get into the team's loft... but the Team Captains throw him off, and he lands on the Table Saw!

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

EDK is dragged across the entire field and receives carpet burns on his burns.

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

Shoots EDK with electric litter launcher

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

Blinds EDK by putting a bin over his head

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

Summons hoards of Freshmen to attack EDK, sends seniors in search of EJ

Re: Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
 

Summons one million vengeful, giant Dozers which all attack EDK.
Repeatedly.