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I summon 469's 2010 robot to funnel soccer balls at EDK's groin.

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I summon the Spirit of FRC! In turn, he dual-wields the swords of Coopertition and Gracious Professionalism, to teach EDK a lesson about what FRC is capable of!

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Confuses and Angers EDK by repeatedly playing Rebecca Black at Full Blast

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I stuff EDK into a Recycling Container, stack it onto a 6-Tote stack, and then stick the whole thing onto the Stack Attack ramp for 980 and 234 to fight over.

[Not part of entry] So y'all can understand some context, the ramp in question is about 2' high. 980 and 234 both used rotating arms to knock over the wall of bins that started on top of the ramp. Anybody getting hit by both, particularly if they hit one of the spikes of 234's arm, is not going to be having a good day. 980 nearly knocked out multiple people at a time until they got their arm under control; see 20' long pipe spinning at 6 RPM or more. Incidentally, the one time they met in a match, 980 won the race to the stacks by about a half-second.[/NPOE]

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Gaben for 10,000,000 damage

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EDK ground aluminum on one of the shop grinders. Per posted warning sign, the Safety Captain has found him. And ended him.

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*looks around for EDK*

I scatter ball bearings around the shop floor in anticipation of EDK's return, and pass out magnets to the rest of the team so that they can walk through the resulting "minefield" safely.

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I summon all eight spirit of the fields (Curie, Galileo, Archemides, Newton, Tesla, Carver, Hopper, and Carson) to attack EDK along side EVERY PAST WORLD CHAMPION!

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EDK has been gone for too long. Queuing personnel went to find him, but were unable to locate him. When he returns, he is to face the full wrath of the event personnel and teams for delaying the matches.

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I divide EDK by zero, thus un-defining him.

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I summon the one person who can defeat any un-gracious amateur with one move:

Andy Baker arrives to confront EDK!

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I summon the power of the RAIL GUN and fire at EDK. Blasting him into bits*





*Which would explain his disappearance...

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I believe EDK is currently working on stalling a bunch of FRC teams by snowing them out of their shops.


Therefore, I use the Internet against EDK to get those teams working from home!

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EVIL DEAN KAMEN has become fed up with being harassed by your pitiful little attacks and has sealed himself inside HIS FORTRESS OF EVIL and has begun exerting his dark power of the Land of FIRSTEROS
As such, none of your recent attacks have had any effect. However, rumor has it that a Resistance has begun forming and will soon be launching a full-on assault on EVIL DEAN KAMEN'S FORTRESS.
So be prepared, FIRSTEROSIANS, for soon the time shall come to take down EVIL DEAN KAMEN once and for all!

[An incoming transmission from the leader of the Resistance] This new quest to lay siege to EVIL DEAN KAMEN'S FORTRESS will take the form of a series of shorter encounters with weaker foes leading up to the final fight with EDK. Think Final Fantasy or something of that nature. [End transmission]

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I send in the following robots from 2004: 64, 190, 330, 868, and 1266. They're good at getting up tall things. Which one carries the ladders and ropes is an open question.

I also send in 1023's 2013 robot. Special delivery! (One small little minibot designed to open the gates crawls down the wall!)