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Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!
This is a robotized version of a thread I saw on a different forum a while back titled "Defeat the SUP3R HAX0R!"
I am EVIL DEAN KAMEN! And I am here to destroy everything FIRST stands for and everything you hold dear as members of your precious "FRC". I will not stop until I am defeated, and even then, I will persist and continue enforcing my will beyond death in order to destroy the accursed FIRST once and for all. Here's how the game works: I, EVIL DEAN KAMEN, start out with 100,000 HP. You, as loyal members of FRC, must try to stop me using whatever pitiful attacks and weapons you might have laying around in your mechanical shop. Every few attacks, I (as EVIL DEAN KAMEN), will retaliate with an assortment of anti-FRC attacks. I will keep a running counter of my current health and, once my health reachs 0, I will be defeated, at which point the game will restart. Be warned that since I am the embodiment of DEAN KAMEN, only EVIL, I have all of DEAN KAMEN'S, godlike powers, and will not hesitate to use them in order to destroy FIRST for good. Also, once an attack has been used once, it cannot be used again for the duration of the game. Let the battle.. BEGIN! EVIL DEAN KAMEN HEALTH: 100,000 HP |
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I would hit Evil Dean Kamen with a pool noodle... i mean "litter".
Is that how this works? Who decides how much damage is done? |
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Chute door
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3d printed green lantern ring :D
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Yes, chute door
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Goat
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Hoo boy... here we go...
Mastachyra hits EVIL DEAN KAMEN with some litter! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is mildly disgusted by your choice of attack. -25 HP! efoote868 and Taylor use Chute Door! It's super effective! -1000 HP! MARS_James throws a 3D printed Green Lantern Ring at EVIL DEAN KAMEN! It harmlessly bounces off EVIL DEAN KAMEN'S armor made from the bones of robots past. MattRain summons a Goat! Goat uses "BAAA"! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is confused by Goat! HE now has a chance to take extra damage next round! Current HP:98,975 Status: Confused |
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ONE Aerial Assist robot, assisted by ONE ball from said game!
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An Ultimate Ascent robot bombards Dean from afar with a flurry of frisbees.
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A 2013 week zero event; 40 frisbees to the face from human players who've been practicing for 6 weeks.
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Can we re-use attacks? If so chute door
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Corndogs?
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The laser from our harbor freight jig saw shines into EVIL DEAN KAMEN's eyes.
Side note: It's interesting that EDK could be killed by 4000 hits from a pool noodle. You can annoy him to death, i guess. |
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Round 2! Fight!
EricH uses a Single-Aerial-Assist Robot! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is hit by the ball! A Critical Hit! -100 HP! CalTran and tSano! bombarde EVIL DEAN KAMEN with Frisbees! Each Frisbee does 10 Damage! EVIL DEAN KAMEN fails to block any Frisbees because he is confused! -400 HP! Gutsyten42 and efoote868 use Chute Door! Chute Door has already been used this game, so it has no effect! wilful uses Corndogs! EVIL DEAN KAMEN eats the corndogs, regaining 500 HP! mastachyra uses a Harbor Freight Laser! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is temporarily blinded, rendering him unable to block attacks next round! Current HP:99,075 Status: Blinded |
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I will run Evil Dean Kamen over using a segway.
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I play a video of lunacy match.
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I put Dean on Woodie Flowers' Ice Bucket Challenge zipline, dousing him with icy water.
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I employ 2012 Einstein wifi hack and blame it on EDK.
An enraged Karthik appears. |
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I use the power of robots falling from the third rung of the pyramid onto his head
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7 unprotected white clippard tanks explode near EDK.
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I throw the 2 20 lb gears we have using our Aerial Assist robot's catapult at his head
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I take 469's 2010 robot, place EDK in front one of the goals, and have bowling balls instead of the soccer balls rolling at that goal.
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I trap EDK with the tetras from Triple Play while unloading a Super Cell from Lunacy
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I bag and tag EDK.
Interesting note: While on the brink of death, EDK can eat 200 corndogs and his health would be fully restored. Truly evil... |
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Beatty's 2002 robot with nail files drives over EDK.
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^ I cant stop laughing at that!:D
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On your mark, get set, FIGHT!
bobjones227 runs EVIL DEAN KAMEN over with a segway! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is blinded and so doesn't see the segway coming at him! -100 HP! thatprogrammer shows EVIL DEAN KAMEN a video of a Lunacy match! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is driven temporarily insane! Jacob Bendicksen runs EVIL DEAN KAMEN through Woodie Flower's Ice Bucket Zipline! The raw power of Woodie Flowers seeps into EVIL DEAN KAMEN, dealing a lot of damage! -500 HP! Travis Hoffman hacks the 2012 Einstein Division and blames it on EVIL DEAN KAMEN! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is momentarily saddened, but quickly gets over it once he realizes the blame is B.S. mlantry drop a robot from the third rung onto EVIL DEAN KAMEN! -150 HP! tStano detonates seven unprotected clippard tanks at EVIL DEAN KAMEN! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is scorched by the intense explosion, inflicing extra damage! -450 HP! daniel12997 lobs 40 pounds worth of solid steel at EVIL DEAN KAMEN! -80 HP! 3175student17 launches several bowling balls at EVIL DEAN KAMEN! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is blinded, so he doesn't avoid any of them! -200 HP! DarkRune traps EVIL DEAN KAMEN in Tetras and unloads a pile of Super Cells on top of HIM! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is unable to move, causing him to take increased damage! -400 HP! Taylor summons a Grue to attack EVIL DEAN KAMEN! EVIL DEAN KAMEN doesn't see the Grue coming! -200 HP! mastachyra bags and tags EVIL DEAN KAMEN! EVIL DEAN KAMEN gets shipped to Worlds on accident! EVIL DEAN KAMEN rampages upon being released, destroying the entire Newton division! rtfgnow summons Beatty's 2002 robot to run over EVIL DEAN KAMEN! A Critical Hit! -200 HP! Aren Siekmeier shoots EVIL DEAN KAMEN in the face with a soccer ball! It's Super Effective! -750 HP! MattRain can't stop laughing! EVIL DEAN KAMEN joins in laughing! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... Current HP:96,045 Status: Insane, Can't Stop Laughing |
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I put dean in a tote, and zip tie it shut.
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*Throws the 2008 game piece at EDK, using a pumpkin catapult*
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I summon a horde of students, all obnoxiously screaming "ROBOT" as they charge through using a robot as a battering ram.
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I throw the tote containing EDK into the water game field
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I summon EJ who is doing the EJ shuffle to battle Evil Dean Kamen!
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EDK is caught in the pits by angry volunteers for not wearing safety glasses.
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And then EDK was cornered by Jess Boucher, Tom Wexler, and Marjie Jenkins, a force of Volunteer Coordinators, armed with their clipboards and colored pens, ready to organize anything in their way.
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Sorry Newton division... I'll try a different tactic: The power of LOVE!
I sit EDK down and tell him that I am ready to listen to him. There are thousands of high school students behind him, hoping he will change and become a second Good Dean Kamen. Be the Dean Kamen we know you can be!!! |
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Can't stop, won't stop. FIGHT!
Owen Busler seals EVIL DEAN KAMEN inside a tote and wilful tosses the tote into a water game! EVIL DEAN KAMEN take a small amount of drowning damage due to his constant laughter before freeing himself from the tote! -100 HP! thatprogrammer throws and Overdrive Trackball at EVIL DEAN KAMEN! -50 HP! pabeekm summons a horde of ROBOT-screaming students with a robotic battering ram to charge EVIL DEAN KAMEN! It's Super Effective! -1000 HP! safiq10 summon EJ to shuffle at EVIL DEAN KAMEN! EVIL DEAN KAMEN kicks EJ across the Atlantic Ocean... EVIL DEAN KAMEN gets harassed by angry volunteers for not wearing safety glasses in the pits! EVIL DEAN KAMEN becomes enraged, but decides to put on a pair of safety glasses anyway. Carolyn_Grace summons an army of Volunteer Coordinators to organize EVIL DEAN KAMEN! But EVIL DEAN KAMEN'S heart of pure CHAOS is too much for the Coordinators! The Coordinators run away! mastachyra uses the Power of LOVE on EVIL DEAN KAMEN! EVIL DEAN KAMEN politely sits through mastachyra's talk, then gets up, turns around, and destroys the Galileo Division. Current HP: 94,895 HP! Status: None. |
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Volunteer Coordinators never run away from chaos. FRC is pretty much chaos all the time. They return, but this time with their queuers. Billfred and KokoEd hit Evil Dean Kamen with THEIR clipboards.
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I'll spin Evil Dean Kamen around in one of the roller claws from Aerial Assist (ala 1114, 971, and many others), then shoot him out with a linear piston shooter.
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A student leaves the lathe key in the lathe chuck, while EDK is welding in the line of fire. The lathe is then turned on.
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a programmer decides to test an arm's actuation, while edk is examining the robot, without safety glasses
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Head referee awards a technical for playing with an uninspected robot. Decides it was egregious. Red card.
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Dean Kamen while ride a Segway HT accidentally collides with EDK.
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EDK tries to use the band saw with gloves on. His glove gets caught and he loses a hand.
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EDK gets in a fight with 2 human sized Rock Em' Sock Em' Robots with reinforced heads
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EDK is forced to watch 1114's 2012 Chairman's video.
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The reincarnation of Plowy rams EVIL DEAN KAMEN at a full speed of 16 fps.
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EDK gets a tattoo in our laser cutter.
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Enraged DAVE LAVERY emerges and focuses all his ire from people referring to Dozer as Plowie in to EDK.
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Football in the groin!
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throws corndogs cooked with the roborio.
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The Game Design Committee makes EDK's proposed robot completely and totally illegal by simply ruling it illegal.
[NPOE] Note that this is the SECOND attack from this direction this round, must mean that EDK is asleep![/NPOE] |
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and FIGHT!
Carolyn_Grace returns with a horde of queuers! The queuers hit EVIL DEAN KAMEN with their clipboards! -300 HP! SkittlesCharge spins EVIL DEAN KAMEN around and shoots him out into the High Goal! EVIL DEAN KAMEN became dizzy from being spun around! -50 HP! EricH attempts to shoot a lathe key at EVIL DEAN KAMEN while HE is welding! Except EVIL DEAN KAMEN hates robotics, and so never welds anything! wilful whacks EVIL DEAN KAMEN upside the face with a pneumatic arm! EVIL DEAN KAMEN sustains a black eye! -100 HP! FrankJ awards EVIL DEAN KAMEN a Red Card for playing with an uninspected robot! EVIL DEAN KAMEN gets angry at being disqualified! Is his rage, EVIL DEAN KAMEN rips off his safety glasses and kicks his robot, which blows up in his face! -200 HP! efoote868 summons DEAN KAMEN to run EVIL DEAN KAMEN over with a Segway HT! It's ULTRA EFFECTIVE! -5000 HP! EVIL DEAN KAMEN uses a band saw with his gloves on! The gloves get caught in the blade! -500 HP! orangemoore summons two 6' Rock-em' Sock-em' robots to fight EVIL DEAN KAMEN! It was an intense battle, but EVIL DEAN KAMEN eventually prevailed! -200 HP! Team3266Spencer forces EVIL DEAN KAMEN to watch Team 1114's 2012 Chairmans Video! EVIL DEAN KAMEN simply put on heavily tinted safety glasses, rendering the video pointless! Safety FIRST! jagoldman reincarnates and Plowy to run over EVIL DEAN KAMEN! BAM! -1000 HP! z_beeblebrox gives EVIL DEAN KAMEN an tattoo with a laser cutter! -100 HP! Taylor summons and enranged It's Super Effective! -500 HP! mastachyra kicks a football at EVIL DEAN KAMEN'S manhood! BOINK! -1 HP... Addison4300 chucks roboRio-made corndogs at EVIL DEAN KAMEN! EVIL DEAN KAMEN eats every single one! +5000 HP! EricH convinces the GDC to rule out EVIL DEAN KAMEN'S robot! EVIL DEAN KAMEN doesn't care! HE simply makes a new, more legal robot! Current Health: 91,944 Status: Dizzy |
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I summon Recyclops!
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I SLAM the shop's rollup door down on EDK!
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I give edk a glass of water. Made with a slingshot!
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EDK's watchdog is not updated often enough burying his log files in thousands of useless characters.
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I'll make EDK read all the game hint threads in the history of CD, and write an essay regarding the correlation to the real games.
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EDK had an accident with the raw-materials rack, something about a pile of wood, aluminum, and PVC landing on him when he went to take a item out.
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EDK asked Pit Admin for a Flux Capacitor, Pit Admin was not happy and put EDK in 33's 2014 robot and shot him across the field into the low goal.
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Burns Evil Dean Kamen with a Robo-RIO Made FLAMETHROWER! (With manual ignition) |
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I burn him with my welding equiptment!
(and I don't think that he's wearing a mask!) |
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Commands bomber squadron to release the army of goats on totes to land on EDK.
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Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, FIGHT!
mastachyra summons Recyclops! Recyclops shoots recycled laser beams at EVIL DEAN KAMEN! It's Super Effective! -1000 HP! EricH slams the shop's garage door down on EVIL DEAN KAMEN! -200 HP! thatprogrammer gives EVIL DEAN KAMEN! a glass of water! EVIL DEAN KAMEN! drinks the water and regains some HP! +500 HP! Team3266Spencer fills EVIL DEAN KAMEN'S Watchdog Log Files with thousands of useless characters! EVIL DEAN KAMEN get Pissed Off! Tottanka forces EVIL DEAN KAMEN to write a comprehensive essay on the correlation of every game hint ever to the actual games! EVIL DEAN KAMEN throws a tantrum, but eventually writes the essay! Tottanka gives EVIL DEAN KAMEN an F on the essay! EVIL DEAN KAMEN silently curses Tottanka behind his back! EricH rigs the raw materials racks to collapse on EVIL DEAN KAMEN when he tries to take something off! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is buried underneath a huge pile of aluminium and PVC! -500 HP! EVIL DEAN KAMEN asks a Pit Admin for a Flux Capacitor! The Pit Admin is not amused and shoots EVIL DEAN KAMEN across the field with Team 33's 2014 robot! -300 HP! Addison4300 and brynnanotbrenda tag-team to burn EVIL DEAN KAMEN with a welding torch attached to a roboRIO Flamethrower! -1000 HP! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is severely burned, inflicting more damage next round! bobjones227 calls in a Tote-Goat airstrike on EVIL DEAN KAMEN! Its Super Effective! -1500 HP! Current HP:87,944 Status: Pissed Off, Burned, Buried underneath a pile of Aluminum and PVC |
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EDK is cut up by ambitious robotics students who send him to get water jetted
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summons enchanted diamond bladed buzz saw and goes at EDK.
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EDK tries to get into the team's loft... but the Team Captains throw him off, and he lands on the Table Saw!
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EDK is dragged across the entire field and receives carpet burns on his burns.
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Shoots EDK with electric litter launcher
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Blinds EDK by putting a bin over his head
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Summons hoards of Freshmen to attack EDK, sends seniors in search of EJ
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Summons one million vengeful, giant Dozers which all attack EDK.
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*Rolls practice field carpet over EDK*
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I strap a green light to EDK's face and place him in an Aim High match.
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Oh Jaysus Begorrah, you guys are starting to get more complicated with your attacks... Oh well... FIGHT!
DarkRune summons a bunch of self-assured students to water jet EVIL DEAN KAMEN! -200 HP! pikachuguy3389 pulls out an Enchanted, Diamond-Bladed Buzz Saw and charges EVIL DEAN KAMEN! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is pissed off, so he charges headlong into the Buzz Saw! -500 HP! EVIL DEAN KAMEN climbs into the shop loft, but EricH throws him off onto a whirring table saw! -300 HP! Team3266Spencer drags EVIL DEAN KAMEN across the field carpets! EVIL DEAN KAMEN gets burns on his burns! Mythheart shoots litter at EVIL DEAN KAMEN with an electric launcher! The litter hits 4 times! -400 HP! Addison4300 puts a bin over EVIL DEAN KAMEN'S head! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is blinded! safiq10 summons a pile of Freshmen and sends them after EVIL DEAN KAMEN! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is immobilized underneath a pile of Aluminium and PVC! -400 HP! safiq10 also sends the Seniors in search of EJ! nxtmonkeys summons an army of Dozers! The army of Dozers runs over EVIL DEAN KAMEN! Its Super Effective! -1,000 HP! thatprogrammer and Darkrune tag-team to rolls EVIL DEAN KAMEN up in the field carpeting! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is further immobilized and blinded! EricH sets up the field on top of EVIL DEAN KAMEN wrapped up the in carpets! EVIL DEAN KAMEN can barely move his little finger! z_beeblebrox plays a match of Aerial Assist on top of the field set up on top of EVIL DEAN KAMEN wrapped up in the field carpeting! Darkrune sets up the 2002 goals on top of the post-match field set up on top of EVIL DEAN KAMEN wrapped up in the field carpeting! ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Its MEGA EFFECTIVE! -10,000 HP! efoote868 straps lights to EVIL DEAN KAMEN'S face and sticks him in an Aim High match! -100 HP! EVIL DEAN KAMEN is afflicted by his burned burns! -500 HP! Current HP:74,544 Status: Blinded, Trapped in carpeting |
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*places a 15 stack of totes on top of edk, while playing a practice match of recycle rush.*
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I call in robots for an Overdrive match on the carpet with EDK inside it!
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Plays a match of Ultimate Ascent ontop of wrapped up EDK.
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I clip the cathode of a 90A Lincoln Electric stick welder to EDK's left hand and touch his right hand with the anode.
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EDK while still wrapped in carpet, gets thrown into the pool that is being tested out for the 2016 water game
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I drop two dozen electric eels into said pool
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I take out the carpet from the pool with rubber safety gloves, and pop out EDK's Head, towards a Plasma Cutter in use, blinding him
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I summon team 71's 2002 robot to tackle EDK!
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I summon 469's 2010 robot to funnel soccer balls at EDK's groin.
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I summon the Spirit of FRC! In turn, he dual-wields the swords of Coopertition and Gracious Professionalism, to teach EDK a lesson about what FRC is capable of!
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Confuses and Angers EDK by repeatedly playing Rebecca Black at Full Blast
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I stuff EDK into a Recycling Container, stack it onto a 6-Tote stack, and then stick the whole thing onto the Stack Attack ramp for 980 and 234 to fight over.
[Not part of entry] So y'all can understand some context, the ramp in question is about 2' high. 980 and 234 both used rotating arms to knock over the wall of bins that started on top of the ramp. Anybody getting hit by both, particularly if they hit one of the spikes of 234's arm, is not going to be having a good day. 980 nearly knocked out multiple people at a time until they got their arm under control; see 20' long pipe spinning at 6 RPM or more. Incidentally, the one time they met in a match, 980 won the race to the stacks by about a half-second.[/NPOE] |
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Gaben for 10,000,000 damage
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EDK ground aluminum on one of the shop grinders. Per posted warning sign, the Safety Captain has found him. And ended him.
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*looks around for EDK*
I scatter ball bearings around the shop floor in anticipation of EDK's return, and pass out magnets to the rest of the team so that they can walk through the resulting "minefield" safely. |
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I summon all eight spirit of the fields (Curie, Galileo, Archemides, Newton, Tesla, Carver, Hopper, and Carson) to attack EDK along side EVERY PAST WORLD CHAMPION!
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EDK has been gone for too long. Queuing personnel went to find him, but were unable to locate him. When he returns, he is to face the full wrath of the event personnel and teams for delaying the matches.
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I divide EDK by zero, thus un-defining him.
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