Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #566

Man, page two in the off-season? I must be living alright!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by efoote868

Ref 1: "How will we know if a robot is shooting poof balls too fast?"
Head Ref: "Well, what else flies at 12 m/s?"
Other Refs: "A witch!" "Poof balls!" "A car!" "A rock!" "A duck!"

Head Ref: "A duck, very good. And what are ducks made out of?"
Other Refs: "A witch!" "Poof balls!" "Water?" "Rocks"
Ref 1: "Wood!"

Head Ref: "Very good. So if a robot is shooting poof balls faster than a duck then logically..."
Ref 1: "The poof ball will heat up"
Head Ref: "And therefore..."
Ref 1: "The robot will release its magic smoke"

Head Ref: "Very good!"

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor

I don't think I need to tell you guys, but there are a few teams here from Massachusetts. Remember, if the Poof ball comes to rest purple side down, it may be under inflated.

Honorable mentions go to:

1) mastachyra
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) Wayne Doenges
4) M1KRONAUT
5) MARS_James
6) Jim Wilks
7) GaryVoshol
8) GeeTwo

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodar

Middle Ref: (Inner Monologue) Ha-Ha-Ha, I am the only one wearing my safety glasses.

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Taylor        167

GaryVoshol        153

cgmv123        135

EricH        114

DonRotolo        110

efoote868        110

dodar        109

Wayne Doenges        104

Jim Wilks        79

MARS_James        63

Al Skierkiewicz        59

Jon Stratis        49

rsisk        43

The_ShamWOW88        22

GeeTwo        21

orangemoore        19

Ichlieberoboter        16

M1KRONAUT        15

DohertyBilly        10

MaGiC_PiKaChU        9

Andrew Lawrence        8

Jay O'Donnell        8

x86_4819        7

mastachyra        6

IndySam        5

Wired_Mike        5

Daniel_LaFleur        5

Barry Bonzack        4

JaneYoung        4

tStano        4

Botsup        3

Jacob Bendicksen        3

Katie_UPS        3

rookierunner        3

IronicDeadBird        3

Whippet        2

Nick Lawrence        2

Sperkowsky        2

Poseidon1671        2

Tom Ore        1

Bruce Newendorp        1

Kuhnahtt        1

kstl99        1

Can1s_Major997        1

Paxaplenty        1

Vale        1

popnbrown        1

Matthew1998        1

Onward!