CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

Poor nine-ten!

The scores after the last round:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/41571

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

"I told these kids to build a robot that could shake my hand. But no. I have to shake ITS hand? Kids these days..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

Time to settle it the usual way.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

We want a good clean match. All right, shake hands, to your alliance walls, and come out stackin'!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

(snarky cd user): Sure, it looks great, but where are you gonna mount the bumpers?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

"Hey, we should use our autonomous recording feature to make the robot shake hands with the ref at the beginning of each match!"

(Because this robot has an awesome autonomous recording feature. Triple emphasis on the word awesome.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

(Polonius) "O, I am slain."

(Director) "CUT! What was that, Larry? I asked for emotion."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

If you don't shake hands with the robot, you'll hurts it's feelings, and it will ram into your alliance wall for being un-GP

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

Grab the robot by the gripper sure doesn't have the same ring as grab the bull by the horns.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

Every new robot must shake Dick Cheney's hand as a sign of peace, or risk being blasted in the face with a shotgun.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

There once was a engineer named Larry
Whose hobby made people wary
Cool robots he did invent
But never with malicious intent
He just wanted his tool box to carry

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

When the "mentor-built" / "student-built" arguments get too intense.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

*Larry* How do I pose?
*student* Just act like you really like it.
*Larry* Like shake its hand?
*student* Ummmm, sure. (to other student) He does know it's not a person, right?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

Larry is trying to demonstrate why a fourklift only needs two forks.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #567
 

Still Monday, ha!

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Wayne Doenges
2) M1KRONAUT
3) efoote868
4) EricH
5) GeeTwo

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!