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GeeTwo 03-06-2015 00:39

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bkahl (Post 1485479)
How do I put this on my Bill of Materials?

At the riskcost of dark humor at Comedy hour, there are two ways of doing this:
  • Include the fair market cost of tenderization by the butcher shop/dog food canner sponsor in the cost of the now "tenderized horse meat" reported on the BoM
  • Sign up the butcher's tenderizer guy in TIMS as a mentor and ignore it as it falls within the parentheses under (2015) R11:
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 2015 Game Manual
    R11 The BOM cost of each non-KOP item must be calculated based on the unit fair market value for the material and/or labor, except for labor provided by Team members (including sponsor employees who are members of the team), members of other Teams, event provided Machine Shops and shipping

As I look at the preview, I'm not sure which is the joke or whom the joke is upon:D :eek: :ahh: :o :yikes:

dmaggio744 03-06-2015 09:59

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo (Post 1485549)
At the riskcost of dark humor at Comedy hour, there are two ways of doing this:
  • Include the fair market cost of tenderization by the butcher shop/dog food canner sponsor in the cost of the now "tenderized horse meat" reported on the BoM
  • Sign up the butcher's tenderizer guy in TIMS as a mentor and ignore it as it falls within the parentheses under (2015) R11:
As I look at the preview, I'm not sure which is the joke or whom the joke is upon:D :eek: :ahh: :o :yikes:

Wow, you sure put a lot of work into that! I would add on to the joke, but that would be to beat a dead horse.

Lij2015 03-06-2015 10:29

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
If you're a driver or operator, there is no way you can hate playing any game. I didn't really like watching it at regionals (didnt get to watch it at champs because it was like a mile to the stands)

Brandon Holley 03-06-2015 10:50

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
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Originally Posted by EricH (Post 1485501)
I agree...And not just because it's my dad that said it.


All I'm going to say is that when I originally wrote it down, I was aiming at a specific person--and then I opted not to post it, for a variety of reasons including that it's NOT funny. (I have independent confirmation of this.)

All of that build up with no payoff...

Please excuse me while I try to pick up the shattered pieces of my world.

-Brando

connor.worley 03-06-2015 16:01

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
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Originally Posted by dmaggio744 (Post 1485382)
The year is 7943...

There is now such an immense amount of FRC championships that they are considered an annoyance. Medals are used for counter weights. Trophies are melted down for raw materials. Dean Kamen uploaded his intelligence onto a supercomputer and his consciousnesses now controls swarms of drones with cameras to watch all the matches at once.

We must go back to the past, to prevent what terrors are to come...

The year is 20XX. Everyone drives robots at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on driver station position priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

AdamHeard 03-06-2015 16:02

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
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Originally Posted by connor.worley (Post 1485630)
The year is 20XX. Everyone drives robots at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on driver station position priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

Translation please.

connor.worley 03-06-2015 16:06

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
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Originally Posted by AdamHeard (Post 1485632)
Translation please.

Super Smash Bros joke. If two players do certain actions at the exact same time, the outcome will be determined based on whoever's plugged in closest to the 1st controller slot. Eventually, players will become so good that matches will be determined by whoever wins the rock paper scissors for the 1st slot.

216Robochick288 03-06-2015 19:56

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
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Originally Posted by Andrew Schreiber (Post 1485248)
And what is the deal with volunteer food?


I keep hearing word of these illusive corn dogs but in all my years of FIRST I have yet to see a single one.

Sperkowsky 03-06-2015 22:40

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Originally Posted by 216Robochick288 (Post 1485683)
I keep hearing word of these illusive corn dogs but in all my years of FIRST I have yet to see a single one.

That's because I ate them all.

Sorry

logank013 03-06-2015 22:43

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
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Originally Posted by Sperkowsky (Post 1485709)
That's because I ate them all.

Sorry

I thought the special FRC food is Cheesecake. Am I misinformed? :rolleyes:

Andrew Schreiber 03-06-2015 22:44

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by logank013 (Post 1485710)
I thought the special FRC food is Cheesecake. Am I misinformed? :rolleyes:

I thought it was BBQ

logank013 03-06-2015 22:46

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
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Originally Posted by Andrew Schreiber (Post 1485711)
I thought it was BBQ

Looks like neither of us have a clue on the special FRC superfood... Let's ask 1114 or 254. Seems like they eat the FRC superfood every day... lol.

EricH 03-06-2015 22:54

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
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Originally Posted by logank013 (Post 1485712)
Looks like neither of us have a clue on the special FRC superfood... Let's ask 1114 or 254. Seems like they eat the FRC superfood every day... lol.

They've got plenty of SAUCE for the BBQ, but I think they mostly use it on corndogs.


BTW, 254 says the superfood is corndogs. One of their mentors started that one.

Abhishek R 03-06-2015 23:09

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by connor.worley (Post 1485634)
Super Smash Bros joke. If two players do certain actions at the exact same time, the outcome will be determined based on whoever's plugged in closest to the 1st controller slot. Eventually, players will become so good that matches will be determined by whoever wins the rock paper scissors for the 1st slot.

Alternatively, we could have matches decided by RNGesus

Better yet, we could have Twitch plays FRC! Would easily add some spice to Recycle Rush.

bkahl 03-06-2015 23:27

Re: FIRST Comedy hour
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by EricH (Post 1485714)
They've got plenty of SAUCE for the BBQ, but I think they mostly use it on corndogs.


BTW, 254 says the superfood is corndogs. One of their mentors started that one.

You haven't seen 254 take on Pappy's have you...?


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