CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

Finally!

The scores after the last round:

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/127826...7656039058151/

As usual, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

"Sonny, I must say that you do great credit to this suit and its previous wearers. I wore it when I was your age; your father wore it too. But you've got to stop inviting everybody to peel you!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

Nice work but Lavery wants his suit back.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

I hate bananas

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

I hope this banana's not too ripe. I don't want to feel a squish when we high-five.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

"Raise your right han... er peel, and repeat the mascot promise after me:
I promise to be a mascot to the best of my abilities, to always stay in character and to bring happiness to crowds everywhere."

...

"Oh, right, you're a banana. Never mind."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

"Is that giant living banana trying to give me a high-five? I really need to get these glasses cleaned."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

"I"
"I"
"State your name"
"State your name"
"do hereby pledge allegiance to the FIRST"
"do hereby pledge allegiance to the FIRST"
"with liberty and bananas for all"
"Amen."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

Hey starboy! Watch me backhand slap this kid on his head.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

Adult: "How's that Philosophy degree working for you?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

Watch how you are walking, we don't want any slip ups!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

It's a good thing the man is wearing side shields on his glasses- splattering banana in the eye after a good match is a serious safety concern at the Florida Regionals!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

A high-five wasn't really a-peel-ing at that moment.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

Now you need to raise your right hand and promise me you'll stop taking off your costume and leaving it on the ground. This is the seventh time someone's slipped on it!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #576
 

Orange you glad you're wearing a banana suit?