CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #583
 

Finally!

The scores after the last round:

The rules, for you newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42326

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday night at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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Coach: "OK, guys, we've gone through the checklist. We're all set. We gonna win!"

*postmatch*
Coach: "What the... We got a red card??? How does..."

Driver: "Hey, HP. Add something to the checklist about 'Make sure Coach is wearing non-tinted safety glasses'. We get another card, nobody gonna pick us."

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Most teams practice robot driving skills. These guys are doing the "don't let the coach touch the controls" drill.

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"Alright drive team, lets bring it in. 178 on three. One, Two, Hey media guy, get out of here! You're not part of the drive team!"

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This team is so in sync with each other that even in Rock, Paper, Scissors, they all Rock.

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#FistbumpFail

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"Ok so everyone has a stone? Good now who ever has the white stone gets to be the driver"

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Coach: Win on three!

Team: 3, 2, 1, LOSE!

Coach: Just like I taught you. We don't win, we just do our best and inevitably lose.

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Trey: OK, I've got the six driver stations and our pits all on the floo network. Everybody grab a handful of powder, and remember to speak clearly! If you don't have dark glasses, close your eyes, 'cause it's kind of bright.
Driver: Eh, you do know that the driver stations are just a couple dozen yards over there, don't you? And even if they are green and magical, the safety inspectors and judges are likely to DQ us for flames in the pits and on the field.

[not-entry]What's next, Billfred? Broomsticks? Hippogriffs? Apparition? Oh, please not the knight bus![/not-entry]

[Edit-and-not entry]M1kronaut, I don't think it's been established if open tags continue to the next post. Your post down two could be in violation of the Heidi Foster Rule:

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"Hey, guys - let's see what FIRST does if we tell them we need special equipment for a blind driver."

"Not funny, Jim. I guess we'll need to hold more diversity and sensitivity training."

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[Not at all associated with an entry]

Billfred Weasley.

[/I don't want to bother closing that]

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Team 178 coach (out of view): "Miraculously, our robot is working perfectly. Since you all don't have anything to do at the moment, why not have a four-way staring contest? Whoever wins gets bragging rights."
*leaves the gym*

Later, in the middle of the contest...

Girl on far right (thinking): "Wait a minute... tinted goggles... he's cheating. I'll put a stop to this."
*holds her left fist out, while putting the right behind her back*

Blonde Guy: "What are you doing?"
*pause*
"You WERE joking about having laser powers, right?"
*another pause*
"Okay, now you're starting to worry me."
*yet another pause*
"Everyone, stop her before she blows this place to bits!"

*everyone puts their fists forward, blocking hers*

Girl on far right: "Wrong fist, suckers! Did you really think I'd have just a normal bracelet?"
*punches out with her right fist, shooting an extremely powerful laser, and causing a massive explosion that destroys everything in the room.

*the coach walks back into the gym to find that there is a pile of rubble in its place*

Coach (to him/herself): "What the heck happened here!?!? All this for bragging rights?"

The moral of the story is also the title of my new campaign: BAN LASER BRACELETS FROM ROBOTICS MATCHES!

[/super long entry]

[NPOE]But you have to give me credit for taking the time to right all that.[/NPOE]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #583
 

It's still Monday (in Hawaii!)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

(Seriously, homie don't play that.)

Which means the scores are:

Onward!