CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

Finally!

The scores after the last round:

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42331

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

There's nothing in the 2015 rules that says the Human Player actually has to be human.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

Is recycling the Recycle Rush totes into doghouses a crazy idea or a crazy-good business idea?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

FIRST never was good at spending money. After running out of zipties, they just bought dogs to keep the totes closed at kickoff.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

The hounds of hell guarding the 2015 game piece! No goats going to get my totes.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

I'm sorry, puppies stacked on totes are not bonus points, no matter how cute the puppy is.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

Programmers are always grumbling about the Watchdog. Frankly, I don't see what the big deal is.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

Guard puppies in FRC? What's next?!?!?!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

829's new secret weapon in getting the most out of build season: outsource sleep to the pros.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

Proof of need for a new rule: "No puppy cuteness is allowed to influence the judges' decisions for the the Imagery Award."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

As seen on FIRST Q&A:
Q: Cute dog?
A: Yes, cute dog.

[npoe] Thanks IKE [npoe]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

This is not what we meant when we said you have to seal the crate!

(Besides, that's not even a seal. It's a sea lion dog.)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

Who can tell? I'm pretty sure it's a mammal, non-human, and non-bat. Can't tell much beyond that. Could be otter, dog, seal, or rat.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

Just remember containers placed on the puppy don't count as scored

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586
 

Off-season rule change idea: each Alliance gets a puppy to play defense for them. Puppies can descore stacks, sleep on totes, and immobilize the opponents with cuteness.