Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #586

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Originally Posted by GaryVoshol (Post 1498752)

[noe]I hereby declare a new rule, the "Billfred is swimming too much rule", that allows the judging of the contest to be delayed whenever residents of his state are considering building arks.

(Best wishes to all those in the flooded areas.)[/noe]

Thanks for the kind words. Despite my area's notoriety for flooding, we got away with nothing besides some low water pressure, a boil water advisory, and a limited menu at the Waffle House. (Oh, and the city curfew.) 4901's shop was spared despite being just across the street from Gills Creek that's flooded so badly (if there's a deity running the show that reads Chief: thanks!), and we're trying to get a hold of other teams in the area to check on them and their members. 2815's school was used as a shelter briefly, 3976's school is a water distribution point; I expect some students from both schools (if not the teams) to be out of their houses for a while. Lester Holt anchored NBC Nightly News tonight from about two and a half miles away, along a road I drive several times a week; obviously, not everyone in town was anywhere near as lucky as my family and I were. If anyone has a few bucks to spare, you can donate online.

Shall we get on something lighter?

First place goes to:

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Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Here we see Schrödinger's dog making sure that the cat doesn't get out of the box alive.

Second place goes to:

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Originally Posted by Taylor

Programmers are always grumbling about the Watchdog. Frankly, I don't see what the big deal is.

And the burn award goes to:

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Originally Posted by bobjones227

And not a scratch behind the ears was found.

(I mean, come on!)

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Taylor        69

EricH        59

Wayne Doenges        48

GeeTwo        36

efoote868        36

cgmv123        35

MARS_James        30

M1KRONAUT        30

GaryVoshol        30

rsisk        29

DonRotolo        24

Kevin Leonard        22

Jim Wilks        22

dodar        22

DohertyBilly        17

thatprogrammer        17

Ichlieberoboter        16

Al Skierkiewicz        12

orangemoore        8

Poseidon1671        7

MaGiC_PiKaChU        7

Jacob Bendicksen        6

白巨人        4

bobjones227        3

Vale        2

Nick Lawrence        2

IndySam        2

nickyflash        2

mastachyra        2

Rman1923        2

EmileH        1

Onward!