CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #588
 

At last!

The scores after the last round:

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/42362

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #588
 

"Why does the DJ ALWAYS put the Chicken Dance on when we're up? And more to the point, why can't the drive team at least do it in sync?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #588
 

HP pre-game visualization technique: close your eyes and concentrate, imagine getting all the pool noodles to the other side of the field.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #588
 

Robot Skills? Got 'em
Dancing Skills? Not so much

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #588
 

The_ShamWoW88 (coach, with hat): Punch! Punch! Pull! Punch! Push! Bark! Pull! Punch! Bark!

I swear, if the Aztech programmers even consider shadow-puppet driving next year, there shall be mayhem.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #588
 

A penny for their thoughts?
From left to right:
"oh gee, I hope they pick us, I hope they pick us..."
"what are you talking about, we're in the middle of a match..."
"must lift weights. must lift weights. must lift weights..."
"OK, I'll flip a coin to see who gets to drive..."

You owe me 8 cents.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #588
 

Chants: We are going to cap the stack. We are going to win the match. We will score 200 points. We will show our auton skills. GOOOOOOOOO AZTECHS!

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Boy on left: "Our robot seems to be doing well. Look at the Auto stack."
Boy with hat: "Something just doesn't feel right."
Girl on right: "Maybe we should be behind the wall at our drivers station."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #588
 

I am more interested in the man with the orange propeller beanie, what is your story propeller man, and what are you looking at?

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[NPOE] I could swear I already entered this contest, but I don't know what happened to it [/NPOE]

Some smarter (and snakebitten) teams have given their coaches special zip-tie bracelets (Robot Handcuffs) to avoid G31/G32 penalties.

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Watching the field crew chase the wild Roomba with a high level of anticipation.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #588
 

Guy with the hat: "Well... we're not doing that well this year... we'll have to hope that the telekinesis goggles that the other alliance gave her work..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #588
 

Sorry for taking so long, y'all! 4901 manned the South Carolina 4-H booth at the South Carolina State Fair last night, tonight was an FLL meeting, and I just wrapped up the pit signs for SCRIW. Gonna be a heck of a week.

Anywho, first place goes to:

Second place goes to:

And the burn award goes to:

Which means the scores are:

Onward!