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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

Now that I've slept off SCRIW...

The scores, after the last round:

Code:

Taylor        77

EricH        73

Wayne Doenges        55

GeeTwo        50

MARS_James        44

efoote868        42

GaryVoshol        42

cgmv123        41

M1KRONAUT        39

rsisk        33

DonRotolo        30

Kevin Leonard        24

Jim Wilks        24

dodar        24

DohertyBilly        17

thatprogrammer        17

Ichlieberoboter        16

Al Skierkiewicz        16

orangemoore        8

Poseidon1671        7

MaGiC_PiKaChU        7

Jacob Bendicksen        6

mastachyra        4

白巨人        4

bobjones227        3

Vale        2

Nick Lawrence        2

IndySam        2

nickyflash        2

Rman1923        2

EmileH        1

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/38850

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

Discovering new uses for safety glasses: They're not forehead protectors, they're future mustache protectors!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

He just learned that FIRST isn't selling corndogs at competitions.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

An early prototype of the portable sneeze guard

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

Kid! Those safety glasses are for protecting your eyes, not helping you teeth.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

Somewhere Cookie Monster is crying....

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

Looking over the glasses already? That has to be the second youngest kid with presbyopia I've ever seen.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

Dad: "He just doesn't have the nose to keep the glasses over his eyes."
Off camera: "Don't worry, your nose will grow out. Just look at your dads."
Boy does and starts crying.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

I'm testing to see which influences my child more, actions or words. See, I'm wearing my goggles over my eyes, but I told him that they are meant to go under his nose. We'll see how he fares when he's old enough for FRC.

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Since he's only got one tooth, he decided to protect it. After all, he has 2 eyes.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

Don't worry 2013 had plenty of teething rings

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It's all fun and games until a Frisbee hits the kid in his unprotected eyes.

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He used the smell protector diligently...at least until the end of the diaper stage.

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Wow, the way that kid is casually filing the end of the arm is SO COOL!

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[noe]When did Kevin get old enough to have a kid? It's been a long time since I saw him and the Leopards at the old Great Lakes Regional. [/noe]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

Sorry about the delay, y'all--work and a nasty sinus headache have kept me busy!

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Since he's only got one tooth, he decided to protect it. After all, he has 2 eyes.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo

Looking over the glasses already? That has to be the second youngest kid with presbyopia I've ever seen.

(Who was the youngest?)

And the burn award goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Dad: "He just doesn't have the nose to keep the glasses over his eyes."
Off camera: "Don't worry, your nose will grow out. Just look at your dads."
Boy does and starts crying.

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Taylor        79

EricH        75

Wayne Doenges        58

GeeTwo        55

GaryVoshol        52

MARS_James        46

efoote868        44

cgmv123        43

M1KRONAUT        41

rsisk        33

DonRotolo        32

dodar        26

Kevin Leonard        24

Jim Wilks        24

thatprogrammer        19

Al Skierkiewicz        18

DohertyBilly        17

Ichlieberoboter        16

orangemoore        8

Poseidon1671        7

MaGiC_PiKaChU        7

Jacob Bendicksen        6

mastachyra        4

白巨人        4

bobjones227        3

Vale        2

Nick Lawrence        2

IndySam        2

nickyflash        2

Rman1923        2

EmileH        1

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred (Post 1503067)

(Who was the youngest?)

Too young to remember Get Smart?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #590

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeeTwo (Post 1503088)

Too young to remember Get Smart?

Whoa, that's so obscure, even I didn't catch it... and I grew up on Get Smart