The Loch Ness Monster is not fake. If you have seen The Simpsons you would know that it does exist, and he is currenty working in a Las Vegas casino. :D

Also, Dan when I saw in your AIM away message about catching the Loch Ness Monster, I never thought that you would go to this length to actually do it. :p

/me laughs

Come on...all you got to do to get the loch ness monster is to put another one in the lake and then nessie will find him and hang out with him....

You know how they catch shrimp with a huge net that they pullup from the bottom. Put a huge net in the lake, that covers the entire thing, wait a few days for the monster to chew a hole in it so it won't be pinned at the botom, then lift the net up really quickly. How do you lifta net like that really quckly you ask? With rocket ships of course. If the monster isn't there, then sweep through the lake horizontally with a big net, but that one made out of electrifyed something so when the monster touches it, it gets electricuted and gets knocked out cold so it floats to the top.

Loch Ness Webcam

This has passed away much time at work, I must say.

At any rate, cryptozoology is fun! If it were a profession I could pursue that'd get me paid, I'd be first in line!

My real interest lies in finding the Jersey Devil, honestly.

/me wonders

after we finish with the lock ness monster can we do bigfoot?

and after that i want to do ted williams' kids

Drain the lake - too complicated
Relying on forigners to watch cameras - impossible
Salami on a stick - Flawless






BTW. aibohphobia is the fear of pallendromes, and it's a pallendrome itself!

What's wrong with draining the lake and camaras? You could rent a couple front end loaders to just plow away some dirt and make a path for the water to drain out of. As for the camaras, hire Americans.

WHOO!!! I'm finally good for something!!!!! :p

Erm, not quite.

See, Loch Ness is huge , and that'd have to be one mighty long trench.

Nevermind that draining the Loch could easily kill what you're trying to find, and what good would that do? :p

What Michael said, and not only is it very large, but it's fed by the river Ness (fastest running river in Scotland, I think) so you would have to dam that up which would most likely cause flooding in Inverness, which would certainly have the townsmen kilting up to come find you and teach you a lesson for flooding their town.

Best stick with salami on a stick, but you may want to consider Haggis, after all, Nessie is Scottish.

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How about bagels, aren't they suppose to go good with Lochs?

I suppose that if the people of the town would be a tad bit concerned with a minute amount of flooding, we could just wait for all the water to evaporate and that won't cost anything or cause any problems. Ha!!

how long does a gajillion-billion gallons take to evaporate?

never....

Get a really big straw and a bunch of thirsty scotsmen.

That would work too however it wouldn't taste very good.