"If its been done in the simpsons, it can be done in real life"



Thus, a few fireworks will do the trick.

Two words: depth charges.

Wrong two words. Try:

Fishing Rod:D

Tell her her head is delicious. While she is trying to figure out what that means, bite her in the head.


And if that doesn't work use a cat on a stick. A cat named Salami.

Get a monkey that can blow bubbles with bubble gum.
(Reference to Earthbound for the SNES, if you dont know, dont try to figure it out :) )

Well. The two reigning ideas seem to be A) Salami and B) robot. of course, robot has only two votes, but I choose it as one of the two best.

Soo. here we go. To catch the monster we build a robot monster and give it some salami on a stick to share with ole Nessie.

2 words: Giant Prehistoric Zucchini

6 words: I do not know how to count.