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DanL 31-07-2002 21:28

Whats the best way to catch the Loch Ness Monster?
 
Many expeditions have tried to catch ol' Nessie, and all have failed. So, future engineers, if you had a reasonable budget for such an expedition, how would you go about catching Nessie, or more realistically, catching Nessie on film?

DanLevin247 31-07-2002 21:37

Salami on a stick. Nuff Said

sanddrag 31-07-2002 21:53

Set up about 6 camaras around the lake. Have them all hooked up to monitors in a control room. Pay 2 people who have nothing better to do to watch the monitors for a couple months(2 twelve hour shifts). When one of them sees something, they press record on the recording device. Caught on tape.

Now for actually catching it, that's simple. Just drain the lake and donate the water to the Thirsty Kids Association.:D You would probably have to filter ithe water a bit first but besides that nagging little detail, the plan is flawless.

Brandon Martus 31-07-2002 21:55

sanddrag: you read my mind.

first, i was going to say drain the lake.

then i went searching on google for loch ness monster, and one of the first links i came upon was a webcam pointed at the lake.

Trashed20 31-07-2002 22:08

Quote:

Originally posted by DanLevin53
Salami on a stick. Nuff Said
but what kind of salami........?

ps.

Go Hang A Salami I'm A Lasagna Hog! is a palendrome :)
/me has no life :(

sanddrag 31-07-2002 22:13

Quote:

Originally posted by Trashed20


Go Hang A Salami I'm A Lasagna Hog! is a palendrome :)

That's pretty cool. I sure hope you didn't make it up yourself.

Here's another thing. Tony Romas backwords with tony still first is ynotT samoR (why not some more)

Yours is better though.

MissInformation 31-07-2002 22:17

You go to Scotland, like I did last September, and you take a picture of the Loch on a cold, wet and foggy day. When you get home, you title it "Loch Ness, no monster" and show it to all your friends. They will point out a mysterious dark spot on the water that you will swear must be just a log...

Loch Ness, no monster

I've got a "ghost" from Loch Lomond too.

MissInformation

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I believe in ghosts, because I believe in memory.

sanddrag 31-07-2002 22:31

This is about all I could do with photoshop. That could be just about anything in that picture

sanddrag 31-07-2002 22:33

Sorry here's the pic.

Clark Gilbert 31-07-2002 23:43

Are you sure......
 
Are you sure u didnt see the Loch Ness Monster :D ;)


sanddrag 31-07-2002 23:54

I didn't see it the first time but I see it now after your photoshop draw-in.

DanL 01-08-2002 00:09

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gah, clark, you beat me to the photoshopping... grrr

Yeah, I started this one before I went down to watch some Daily Show. Come back, and Clark got to photoshop first. Basically I took that one chunk and ran it through some photoshop sharpening filters so it became a bit clearer. The size on Clark's, as you can see by comparing it to my work, is obviously way out of proportion.

MissInformation 01-08-2002 00:17

Re: Are you sure......
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Clark Gilbert
Are you sure u didnt see the Loch Ness Monster :D ;)


You know, I have some very gullible friends, they just might believe this...;)

MissInformation

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Some say I'm a visionary, others just say I'm seeing things- Anonymous (to me at least)

Clark Gilbert 01-08-2002 00:20

Bah......
 
You've exposed the truth!

The Loch Ness Monster is a fake!....lol

:D


PS. I didnt even use Photoshop, mainly because i dont have a copy of it...i used some cheap program that i mainly use for resizing pictures called "Ulead PhotoImpact 6"

evulish 01-08-2002 07:52

Heat-seeking missile! Kill! Kill! Kill! (Hopefully no one is scuba-diving at the time :D)


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