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MBiddy 21-08-2002 10:38

The Question of the Moment
 
If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, then how long will it take a peg-legged cricket to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

D.J. Fluck 21-08-2002 10:44

:confused: I am totally confused...

Erin Rapacki 21-08-2002 10:44

I chose 42 because as all of you 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' enthusiasts know... 42 is the answer to everything.

Wetzel 21-08-2002 11:03


MBiddy 21-08-2002 11:03

It takes 23 cups of sugar to get to the moon.

MissInformation 21-08-2002 12:46

I'll have you know that Mr. Dill Pickle's lawyers will be contacting your peg-legged cricket very soon concerning the emotional trauma he's experienced from this brutal assault and battery. Seedless pickles, indeed!

MissInformation

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a proud member of POPS- Protect Our Pickles Society

Katie Reynolds 21-08-2002 13:49

This is really stupid. :rolleyes:

- Katie

E. The Kidd 21-08-2002 19:42

Re: The Question of the Moment
 
Quote:

Originally posted by MBiddy
If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, then how long will it take a peg-legged cricket to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Is this what all the people in MI think about all day?

Brandon Martus 21-08-2002 21:10

Re: Re: The Question of the Moment
 
Quote:

Originally posted by team 713


Is this what all the people in MI think about all day?

As someone from MI, I'd have to say no.

mtaman02 21-08-2002 21:30

i should hope not. it would be hard to squeeze daily surfing of CD for new FIRST info and think about peg legged chickens at the same time

Katie Reynolds 21-08-2002 21:59

Re: Re: The Question of the Moment
 
Quote:

Originally posted by team 713
Is this what all the people in MI think about all day?
As someone formerly from MI, I would have to say "no" also...

- Katie

Mike Schroeder 21-08-2002 22:58

Re: The Question of the Moment
 
Quote:

Originally posted by MBiddy
If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, then how long will it take a peg-legged cricket to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?


Hey another weird question: What are you on and where can I get some (jp)


hmmmm he think

(oh no the gears in his head start grinding, smoke detector starts going off, if i were homer the hamster wheel starts spinning)


On the grounds of incrimdation (sp?) I am making use of my fith amendment right

evulish 21-08-2002 23:18

Erm...uhh...42 is the answer, now what was the question?

Stephanie 22-08-2002 03:12

42 whats? days? weeks? minutes?

FotoPlasma 22-08-2002 03:59

The earth is still working on figuring out the question that fits the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

Too bad the Vogon destructor fleet's going to blow us all up...

Someone, quick, go to Alpha Centauri and lodge a complaint!

Wetzel 22-08-2002 04:06

Voyager is on its way....


Wetzel
~~~~~~~~~~~
4.5 hours sleep in 56 hours = tiredness

FotoPlasma 22-08-2002 05:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Wetzel
Voyager is on its way....
<Mr. Burns>Excellent...</Mr. Burns>

Erin Rapacki 22-08-2002 08:54

Humans are the third most intelligent species on Earth, the dolphins are the second... and mice are the most intelligent. It is the mice who rule the world.

FotoPlasma 22-08-2002 09:15

Quote:

Originally posted by Erin Rapacki
Humans are the third most intelligent species on Earth, the dolphins are the second... and mice are the most intelligent. It is the mice who rule the world.
And it is they who created it so as do decipher The Question (tm)...

MBiddy 22-08-2002 22:18

Smithers! Use the amnesia ray!

You mean the revolver?

Precisely! And remember when your done to use it on yourself!

Aaron Lussier 22-08-2002 22:56

Quote:

Originally posted by Erin Rapacki
Humans are the third most intelligent species on Earth, the dolphins are the second... and mice are the most intelligent. It is the mice who rule the world.
" There Pinky and the Brain, yes Pinky and the Brain one is a genius the others insane there labratory mice there genes have been spliced there pinky, yea pinky and the brain brain brain brain"

"Before each night is done there plan will be unfurled and by the donning of the sun they'll take over the world"

"there Pinky yes Pinky and the brain brain brain brain NARF

MBiddy 23-08-2002 14:41

Why is his head so big? WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG??

Katie_269 24-08-2002 15:56

All i have to say is huh?????


Katelyn

Jnadke 24-08-2002 23:59

Everyone knows that the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is 42.

Well, everyone that read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/hhgg.html

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, and Life, the Universe, and Everything are the good ones. I recommend So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish if you liked the first 3.

The other books aren't that great and I only recommend them for diehard hitchhiker fans.

The series is probabaly the funniest books I've ever read. You have to really have a brain to understand the jokes (they are also british-oriented), but the books also really make you think in a different way.

MBiddy 25-08-2002 09:31

The answer to this question is not 42. I can tell you that.

Brandon Martus 25-08-2002 10:03

Yeah.....its 47.

They made a typo when transposing the book from writing to print. The #7 looks an awful lot like the #2 when writing sloppy.

:D :D

Jnadke 25-08-2002 11:00

Quote:

Originally posted by evulish
Erm...uhh...42 is the answer, now what was the question?

bah... you should've read So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish.

They reveal the question in there, but they are not sure if it is correct or not, because Arthur was taken off the Earth 10 seconds before the computer simulation was complete (and it was blown up). I don't seem to remember what the question is... I read it about a year ago...


I don't mean to spoil anything... but God's final message was.... "Sorry for the inconvenience."

MBiddy 25-08-2002 14:42

Ice cream has no bones.

Collin Fultz 25-08-2002 19:23

you guys really need first to get a new game out, huh?

Jeff Waegelin 25-08-2002 21:04

This thread is getting pretty odd... I think that it's a little too random and topic-less even for the Chit-chat forum. Brandon, close please?

Rob Ribaudo 25-08-2002 21:36

Better yet, first delete this thread then no one else will post in it. ;) Erase the non-sence so no one else can add on to it.

MBiddy 30-08-2002 17:58

Well maybe the nonsense is good for all you over serious people.

If I got a quarter for every time someone called me Sir Flopsworth of Junkshire, I wouldn't have any money but at least the opportunity would be there.

FotoPlasma 30-08-2002 23:41

Quote:

Originally posted by MBiddy
Well maybe the nonsense is good for all you over serious people.
Yes and no, but mostly yes, and not really any no...

So...

Yes, I agree.

Mike Schroeder 31-08-2002 04:05

wait whoa hold on a minute, I tried to read the hitchhiker guide..... and couldnt finish it to many big words. but if the answer is 42 what happens if the question is somthing like when was the War of 1812(we couldn't think of a better name) or what is the color of George Washington's white horse


I don't think its 42 or if your Brandon Martus 47


HELP - MAKE THE PAIN STOP

MBiddy 31-08-2002 14:58

Watch out, Yo-Yo Man, that's not where you're supposed to put the scissors!

Suike 01-09-2002 01:53

You idiots!! Motorcycles don't have doors!! Geez...

MBiddy 01-09-2002 01:58

I need more cowbell, baby!

FotoPlasma 01-09-2002 02:16

Here is something you can't understand...

How I could just kill a man.

MBiddy 01-09-2002 21:40

Did you do it for a Klondike bar? I wouldn't blame you.


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