"It must be very humiliating to be caught creeping by daylight!" from The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman.

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Has never crept by daylight...

"What ever person said nothing was impossibe never tried to slam a relvoving door"

A great friend of mine wrote this...

It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane

Good piece! I did a thesis paper on The Yellow Wallpaper once, it's a very good, darkly humerous in some parts (like when they have the husband faint at the end) completely disturbing story.

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She never worried when I went crazy, she always knew I would be back early...

I dun'no I guess it depends on how you take it. I personally find possibly insane people very entertaining. They keep you in your toes and make you think......Probably not the safest way to broaden your horizons though. I wouldn't recommended it to the faint of heart.

Are you threatening me with "dun'no"?

Lol! I'm so flattered that a male of our species is interested enough in me to try and bait me. That's so sweet.Lol

But seriously, I'm not the least offended by your challenge of my remarks.

"That doesn't hurt!"

"It's only a flesh wound!"

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

(Said by me after biting a glowstick to open it to put the glowing liquid in my hair)

It tastes like crap at first, but then you get used to it!!

On a late night, in the 2002 season, I became quite frustrated while working on our control system...

"@#$!$@#$!$@#$!$@#$!$@#$!$@#$!$!! WHY ISN'T THIS POT WORKING?"

I immediately realized the implications of my statement, just as everyone else in the room did, and promptly burst into laughter, despite the fact that I was quite pissed off...

If you keep falling off the hores, shoot it and buy a car.

If you can't stand the heat, use Fastpass and go get a soda.

Do you believe in love in first sight.... or should I walk past you again?

Going to church dosn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a grage makes you a car.

And last, from the Simpsons....

Nooo! English side directions ruined. Must use French side.... Le Grille.... WHAT THE HELL'S THAT!!!

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you pick the little round one in the corner and its always coconut.... or perhaps your weird and like coconut, in that case you get chocolate truffle which everyone else likes but since you bite into it first to find out what it is, no one wants it and consequentially you dont like chocolate truffle because like I said your weird. So in the end everyone gets screwed and its all your fault!"

I went to the dentist (ugh) a few hours ago and my mouth is still numb even though they swore they were using something that wears off quickly. Well I e-mailed my friend and said:

"If this stuff is supposed to wear off quickly, then how come I still feel like I'm doing a really bad Elvis impersonation?"

My friend said she had just taken a drink of water and she sprayed it all over her monitor and keyboard when she read that!

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Score: 5 to 2 in my favor

Lisa: (reading Comic Book Guy's shirt) "C:\Dos. C:\Dos\Run. Run\Dos\Run!" (laughs) "Only one-in-a-million would find that funny."

Professor Frink: "Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller Ratio."

Computer History
 

"How could this (Y2K) be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?" - Al Gore

"Computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1 1/2 tons." - Popular Mechanics, 1949

"Get your feet off my desk, get out of here, you stink, and we're not going to buy your product." - Joe Keenan, President of Atari, responding to Steve Jobs' offer to sell him rights to the personal computer he and Steve Wozniak had developed. 1976

"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home." - Ken Olson (President of Digital Equipment Corporation), Convention of the World Future Society in Boston, 1977

"640k ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981