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Amber H. 14-09-2002 16:33

What is it Captian Nut? can you make it out?
I hope it's not the dreaded soyburger meteor!

Trashed20 14-09-2002 16:58

Aren't those equipped with the Veggie Burger Brigade?

FIRSTnut_000 14-09-2002 18:24

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The Bacon!

Commander Nut to the P.S.S. Bacon, open your docking bay, we're coming in.

The rocket makes its way to the Bacon

Mike Schroeder 14-09-2002 22:20

Thats No Moon Thats A Space Station -
 



This just in ~~ we are in trouble the deth ball just dropped out of oven space and prepares its main cannon and has targeted our base i am launching T(bone)-Wing fighters gotta take out the vent shaft with brawtwerst torpedeos

Aaron Lussier 15-09-2002 16:41

/me hops in to my Modified T-Wing goes thorugh checklist and ion launches from the bay

This is Officer wheel reporting my Bratwerst cannons are stuffed and ready Over.

/me Begins decent into narrow vent shaft dodging meatball bombs as I go.

I am now engaging hyper speed and aiming for vent shafts.

/me Fires cannons, scoring a direct hit in to the vent shaft of the death ball.

Officer wheel repoting I have scored a direct hit I'm pulling out and returing to base.

FIRSTnut_000 15-09-2002 16:51

Weapons log of P.S.S. Bacon shows weapons unsuccessfully fired at the Death Meatball. Death Meatball ETA: 3 hours, 27 minutes.

Captain, hot dog drop pods are ready, and all Frankfurter Battlemech and tank squads aboard report ready for drop.

/me watches as hot dog drop pods fire from the underside of the ship toward the planet.

MBiddy 15-09-2002 17:19

It's a trap!

Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!

Mike Schroeder 16-09-2002 00:14

Everyone this is Hq I need back up Charlie has sent in their special ops :the Navy Squeals I need help

FIRSTnut_000 18-09-2002 15:40

Yeah, well we're not any better up here either. We've got what we can going to the surface. That's as good as backup seems right now.

/me hits a button. The Bacon fires a laser at one of the veal cruisers.

Amber H. 18-09-2002 16:32

/Me slides up alongside the Bacon in a rusty canned ham barge. There is a mysterious object bulging under a tarp.

The professor has just released his lates invention to us, and not a minute too soon.

/me yanks the tarp back with a flourish.

Gentlemen! I give you professoer shake'n Bake's....TENDERIZER!
We need a skilled pilot to fly this thing into the enemy's bowels.
Are there any volunteers?


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