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What is it Captian Nut? can you make it out?
I hope it's not the dreaded soyburger meteor! |
Aren't those equipped with the Veggie Burger Brigade?
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No. It's...
| | | | | | | | | | The Bacon! Commander Nut to the P.S.S. Bacon, open your docking bay, we're coming in. The rocket makes its way to the Bacon |
Thats No Moon Thats A Space Station -
This just in ~~ we are in trouble the deth ball just dropped out of oven space and prepares its main cannon and has targeted our base i am launching T(bone)-Wing fighters gotta take out the vent shaft with brawtwerst torpedeos |
/me hops in to my Modified T-Wing goes thorugh checklist and ion launches from the bay
This is Officer wheel reporting my Bratwerst cannons are stuffed and ready Over. /me Begins decent into narrow vent shaft dodging meatball bombs as I go. I am now engaging hyper speed and aiming for vent shafts. /me Fires cannons, scoring a direct hit in to the vent shaft of the death ball. Officer wheel repoting I have scored a direct hit I'm pulling out and returing to base. |
Weapons log of P.S.S. Bacon shows weapons unsuccessfully fired at the Death Meatball. Death Meatball ETA: 3 hours, 27 minutes.
Captain, hot dog drop pods are ready, and all Frankfurter Battlemech and tank squads aboard report ready for drop. /me watches as hot dog drop pods fire from the underside of the ship toward the planet. |
It's a trap!
Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude! |
Everyone this is Hq I need back up Charlie has sent in their special ops :the Navy Squeals I need help
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Yeah, well we're not any better up here either. We've got what we can going to the surface. That's as good as backup seems right now.
/me hits a button. The Bacon fires a laser at one of the veal cruisers. |
/Me slides up alongside the Bacon in a rusty canned ham barge. There is a mysterious object bulging under a tarp.
The professor has just released his lates invention to us, and not a minute too soon. /me yanks the tarp back with a flourish. Gentlemen! I give you professoer shake'n Bake's....TENDERIZER! We need a skilled pilot to fly this thing into the enemy's bowels. Are there any volunteers? |
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