The Jellied Ham, LIVES!!
 

We are heading through the Meat Sector, north past the Bologna Quadrant, over! Who's with me, over!

I'll take point, you keep the flanks in line.

I'm in...

I'll get the caseings for the sausages!

(I have no idea what i got my self into...)

I'll get the unknown substance for the head cheese! you grab the imitation real pig stomaches!

Got the stomaches, I'll clear the Nothern turkey corridor but I need some one clear the east Ham Sector, I'm gonna need some help from somebody.. Over..

Oh, no. What have you started now?

I guess I'll join up and head off for the east Ham Sector. Someone get me the salami rockets!

/me pulls out CO2 cannon and loads in sausage shells.

Hey, you're going to need a weapons officer. :D

Incoming kielbasa torpedoes at twelve O' clock! Duck!

No! I meant get down! Get this darn feathered noisemaker off me! Why hasn't it been plucked and cooked yet?!!!!!! You people know I'm no good with raw meat!

/me sees something glowing coming at him.

Ahh! A ham that's been basted to radioactive levels (a la Marge Simpson).

/me jumps in time to be grabbed by Jeff riding his salami rocket. A few seconds later, there is a nuclear explosion from underneath them.

I'm reading high E Coli levels within the T-Bone Perimeter, over! Trashed20, give me some Breadcrumb Cannon cover-fire! I'm going in with Salty Seasonings, over!

Okay, I've got you covered. Watch out for the McMeat product coming in from your right!

Oh no! Jeff and FIRSTnut are going down in the salmonella zone! send out the rescue squad!

Oh wait, they're pulling out of thier spin. Nice flyin' boys!

This is Commander Nut to P.S.S. Bacon, rendezvous with the salami rocket 2 klicks out of orbit fast!

/me holds on as the rocket heads straight up.

Okay boys, let's give P.S.S. Bacon some cover! He's got a date to keep.
Dang! I'm out of breadcrumbs. Trashed 20, do you have any ammo left?