..and we got major indigestion, so we had to find a witch doctor, but the nearest one is in...

...the bathroom right now so I went outside and induced vomiting and I got some on my shoes and they were all wet and smelly so I went to the Monster Sale & Save strip mall down the road but there were no stores there that sold shoes so I beat up some kid and stole his shoes but I forgot to look at his feet first and the shoes were 6 sizes too small for my feet so I threw them in the fountain and went down the street to Jack's Jolly Shoe Store where I took some shoes out of the box and replaced them with my current wet and smelly shoes and left Jack's and I went back to where I was to meet whoever I was with but I forgot where that was and who that was because of the drugs...

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....drugs were not really drugs at all, but it was that weird salsa that I ate back at the buffet that consisted of.......

... A rotten tomato, and two slices of badly burnt toast, and complimented with a slight hint fof sulfur...



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...But @#$!$@#$!$@#$!$@#$!$ was that salsa good. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time, but..

,but then the Blue Man Group walked in and everone ate Twinkies Light.

...but after, they regurgatated milli vanilli, thus causing the universe to implode killing all the little tiny mice...


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named Mickey, and Walt Disney World went bankrupt and everyone cried execpt for of course the people who don't like Disney. Oh yeah, and the FIRST nationals was cancelled because nobody else wanted all them stupid kids running around so all the nuts commited suicide. Poor nuts :(

.. But then, Planters collected all of the nuts and made a billion or two dollars and reopened WDW with MR. Peanut as the main attraction. Nationals was back on but then....

...the FIRST nut reemerged! He declared himself god of all nuts and...

then was decapitated by the revolting nuts that wanted his tyrany to end so...

...so Jeff Probst could lead them all in a tribal councel to....

..be eaten by 50 foot tall tap dancing squirrels who also...

...also enjoy eating bean burrito's by the camp fire late at night...

... while the other squirrels are trying to roast marshmellows. Then due to the burritos methane is released into the air and the burrito squirels now have roasted friends instead of marshmellows. So...